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• A few fewer churches
• A movie that changed my life
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• A security issue with Zoom
• A serious woman
• A stupid and pointless story from the office where I work
• A walk halfway home
• A weighted blanket
• Abortion in the Bible
• About the site
• Absolutely not ready
• Acme Amalgamated
• Actually you DO want to give me your Social Security number
• Ah to be young again
• Algiers 1938
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• An old man babblesabout a newspaper
• An unhappy ending
• And there goes Bruno
• And there goes Dad
• And there goes Kevin
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• Another breakfast without breakfast
• Another fine breakfast with my family
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• Bad science
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• Being a woman
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• But if the schools are closed whos gonna beat me up
• Butt bars
• Call me Karen
• Can a fat guy survive the summer without air conditioning
• Canceling the cable
• Cancer got me this job
• Cast of Characters
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• Chopping onions without tears
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• Collapse and six more movies
• Color lines
• Come in from the cold
• Community Automotive
• Company Culture
• Contact
• Corporations are a problem we can solve
• Cranky Old Fart
• Curbing the bus
• Daily Drama Queen
• Dawn
• Denise at 22
• Dicks under the lights
• Doc Bronners soap
• Dollar Tree bonus burritos
• Driving the short bus
• Drop it
• Emergency room
• Endorsed by Louis Armstrong
• Eulogizing Elvis
• Even if youre never been there youve been there
• Everything
• Fall on the rock
• FAQ
• Farewell to the Post Office
• Farmers Market Follies
• Fat old ugly and surly
• Fingerprinted
• Four buses to breakfast and back
• Free cannoli and cheesecake
• Free human dignity Come and get it
• Free rides
• Friday
• Fun with cockroaches
• Getting your act together
• Giving socks
• Go straight instead
• Gobsmacked
• Going through the motions
• Good luck
• Goodbye
• Grey Rabbit
• Guacamole and glass
• Gus and Stan
• Hallmark Holiday
• Ham Sandwich Fund
• Hank Williams with wheat toast and coffee please
• Happy girl
• Hate Man
• Heads up about ExpressVPN
• Hello neighbors You are loved
• Hello Rebecca
• Helpful hint for dieters
• Henrietta
• How could I not do this
• How it all ends
• How to make friends and pick up chicks
• How to not make friends
• Huckleberried alive
• I am not downloading an app to buy a candy bar
• I did it and got away with it
• I finally got Beaned
• I have no birthday
• I just want to finish my coffee
• Ill have a cocktail please
• Infinite flies
• Interruption machines
• Introductions all around
• Invasion of the Body Snatchers
• Is Jonathan Franzen the greatest writer whos ever written
• It doesnt want to drop huh
• Its the landlords problem
• Izzy the rescue cat
• Just one question
• Kansas City Confidential 1952
• Killing cones
• Latest comments
• Laziness learned from my father
• Less of me
• Library guys library guide
• Life advice from a high school dropout
• like tears in rain
• Long distance is the next best thing to not being there
• Long goodbyes
• Long odds
• Lost Horizon 1973
• Love letter on an index card
• Low tech breakfast
• Lunch at the Golden Spoon
• Man of La Mancha 1972
• Me and my brother
• Me and the man upstairs
• Medical defense
• Memo from the island
• Memo to Management
• Middle school talent show
• Mom steals my fries
• Moms photos
• Monday and Tuesday
• Monitoring my monitor
• More things that are bullshit
• Most peculiar Mama
• Motoring with Mitch
• Mouse joust
• Murder on El Camino
• My brother and my other brother
• My dinner with Agnes
• My favorite maniac
• My favorite poop and other monuments
• My new bidet 1549
• My penis burns with a flaming itch
• My ride home from Dicks
• Never do a strangers laundry
• Neverending Film Festival A I
• Neverending Film Festival J Q
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• New hire
• News without nonsense
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• No Christmas 2022
• Not complete crap
• Nuts
• Obituaries
• Ocean people
• Old lady friends
• Old noir and science fiction
• On the loading dock
• On the phone with Mom
• One absolute truth
• One fine day at the grocery store
• Only slightly odd and awkward
• Our Confederate dead
• Our song
• Out of the ordinary
• Out of the Past 1947
• Out out out please
• Outsource this
• Pastor Bill and the Chirping Birds
• Pathetic Life Diary of a Fat Slob
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• Pickle dogs
• Picnic for one
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• Planning for retirement
• Please Stop Talking
• Poop ticket
• Pride of the Yankees 1942
• Privacy
• Pumping gas
• Quark
• Radical laundry
• Reduce your cell phone bill by 100
• Retirement home solutions
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• Riding the bus with cops
• Riding the water taxi for free
• Rock bottom prices
• Saturdays breakfast
• Say something nice
• Science fiction double feature
• Scrabble and Running
• Screw the rotting corpse of Billy Graham
• Secret words
• Self improvement
• Seriously wrong
• Seven more zines
• Seven women
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• Shower thoughts
• Shudder
• Simply sondering
• Slack
• Smooth afternoon
• So I bailed
• So I changed my life
• Some bus rides
• Someday Soon
• Someone to vote for
• Something Blue
• Somewhere in Time 1980
• Stoner
• Stop stand and wait
• Studying for the short bus
• Stupidity
• Sure Ill embarrass myself by posting this
• Ten Days in a Mad House
• Ten ideas for a better America
• Thanksgiving 2022
• That girl at summer camp
• That magnificent deuce
• Thats the fam she said
• The 4th of July 2020
• The archives 2018
• The archives 2019
• The archives 2020
• The archives 2021
• The archives 2022
• The archives 2023
• The best Christmas ever
• The boy upstairs
• The camera cant be uninstalled
• The Christmas party
• The company
• The criss cross exercise
• The dancer and the driver
• The day I became lazy
• The day the bus stood still
• The Devil Really
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• The family
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• The Fundamental Fuck Up
• The Ghost Writer 2010
• The Golden Gate
• The grass is greener
• The House at the beginning
• The House at the end
• The Last Black Man in San Francisco
• The last rites
• The Last Starfighter and six more movies
• The Lobby
• The Lollipop Guild
• The Man from Earth 2007
• The Match
• The meaning of pi
• The New Yorker
• The news on TV
• The office flunky youre looking for
• The party house
• The pursuit of happiness
• The Rose Bud Movie Palace
• The rules of riding the bus
• The secret menu at fast food restaurants
• The shared shelf
• The ten minute tax
• The Vientiane Palace
• The voice in my head
• The wheelchair observation
• The woman from Woodstock
• The woman in pajamas
• The Workplace Improvement Committee
• They Them Their
• They almost got me
• Theyre coming for your guns
• Things that are bullshit
• Things to love about COVID 19
• Third cubicle on the left
• This aint that kind of hotel toots
• This blog is a zine
• This is a pep talk for myself but youre welcome to listen in
• This is the stupidest thing Ive seen since yesterday
• Three bus rides and one train ride
• Thursday
• Tidying up just in case
• Till the end of time
• Time and Again book report
• Too many pickles
• Touched
• Trumpet solo
• Tweaker at the store
• Twenty years or less is my guess
• Two books I dont recommend
• Union Corners
• Upstairs neighbor
• Vacuum cleaners
• Van dreaming
• Very bad writing
• Visit to Seattle
• Walk away
• Walking my Stephanies walk
• We all miss Charlie
• Wednesday
• Welcome to the Post Office
• Welcome to western civilization
• Were not Nazarenes
• Were walking here
• What do you have in you
• What the hell and why not
• What would you do
• When You Reach Me book
• When your dreams exceed your budget
• Who is John Galt
• Without her
• Write notes to yourself
• Write your own words
• Yes we have no children
• Yes you CAN run away from your problems
• Yesterdays mother
• You are cordially invited
• You can ring my bell
• You dont want cops as neighbors
• You may tell yourself this is not my beautiful house
• You wont be forgotten
• Youngs
• Yvette and Bobby
• Zekes worries
• Zero cost hair care