I write and publish lots of crap on this site, but these are some pages I'm pleased with....

A movie that changed my life

Getting your act together

[Happy birthday to me.](../Pathetic Life/PL-01#happy-birthday-to-me)

How to make friends and pick up chicks

Just one question

Just sondering

The last rites

Laziness learned from my father

Life advice from a high school dropout

[Lights out at the Strand](../Pathetic Life/PL-01#lights-out-at-the-strand)

Me and my brother

Never do a stranger's laundry.

Nuts

Obituaries

Our song

Something Blue

That magnificent deuce

When your dreams exceed your budget

Yes, you CAN run away from your problems.