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formerly 'Leftovers & Links'
but 'Cranky Old Fart' seems more accurate
289. [Hello, good morning, and good night.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-289)
288. [Salad play-by-play](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-288)
287. [Two breakfasts with Mom](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-287)
286. [Loud fart in a quiet office](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-286)
285. ["[Something something] difficult."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-285)
284. [Cowguy, and other bus adventures](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-284)
283. [These are not normal times.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-283)
282. [The man from McDonald's](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-282)
281. [Re-refrigerated salads](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-281)
280. [Millionaires' Island](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-280)
279. [I can't quite get there.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-279)
278. [The third signs](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-278)
277. [Three personal references](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-277)
276. [A very big machine](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-276)
275. ["Here ya go, hun."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-275)
274. [The washcloth](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-274)
273. [Getting ready for work](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-273)
272. [Earth Abides](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-272)
271. [Off the fritz](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-271)
270. [Barely there for breakfast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-270)
269. [My morning with Dean](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-269)
268. [The street preacher](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-268)
267. [Mysteries of the dumpster](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-267)
266. [February 13](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-266)
265. [Cheeseburger, fries, and salad](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-265)
264. [Stop lying to me.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-264)
263. [Quite a lot of food](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-263)
262. [Inquiries and investigations](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-262)
261. [The executive chef](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-261)
260. [Worms and tomatoes](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-260)
259. [Hamburger dream](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-259)
258. [What are we celebrating, really?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-258)
257. ["Nah."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-257)
256. [My gift to Domino's Pizza](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-256)
255. [It's only wasted money.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-255)
254. [Thought a lot about not](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-254)
253. [Oh, the frickin' humanities.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-253)
252. [Doctor's orders](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-252)
251. [Mom's not dead.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-251)
250. [Sticky thighs](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-250)
249. [Uncle Kyle's house](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-249)
248. ["Oooh, fresh bagels!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-248)
247. [Fenced out](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-247)
246. [Shun them.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-246)
245. [Peanut butter on meat](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-245)
244. [Doughballs and Sundance](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-244)
243. [Water damage](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-243)
242. [Clandestine sandwiches](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-242)
241. [No shrimp, no doodles](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-241)
240. [Not much of a story](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-240)
239. [Dumb and deadly daily decisions](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-239)
238. [I'd rather be alone.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-238)
237. [Flatmates' Thanksgiving](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-237)
236. [Faces](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-236)
235. [Declining an invitation](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-235)
234. [Not a Hallmark movie](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-234)
233. [My favorite bum](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-233)
232. [Everything is bullshit.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-232)
231. [No knowing who's nuts](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-231)
230. [Three seconds of my life](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-230)
229. [Five questions from Mom](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-229)
228. [My good deed for November](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-228)
227. ['L'](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-227)
226. [What'll do me in, I wonder?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-226)
225. [Lots of bleakness](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-225)
224. ["You sell hot dogs!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-224)
223. [Perpetually unimpressed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-223)
222. [Just someone with troubles](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-222)
221. [Following my cucumbers](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-221)
220. ["Do you know these people?"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-220)
219. [Gas station stories](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-219)
218. [An optional trip](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-218)
217. [Here, lady, want a candy bar?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-217)
216. [Sidewalk closed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-216)
215. [White like me](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-215)
214. [Ketchup and mustard art](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-214)
213. [Almost lunch with Mom](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-213)
212. [Mom's birthday party](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-212)
211. [Two madmen, and two dreams](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-211)
210. ["Yeah, I think I'm OK."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-210)
209. [Dean's chili](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-209)
208. [Extremely unsanitary](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-208)
207. [Books and breakfast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-207)
206. [Mostly it's links.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-206)
205. [My fly-bike](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-205)
204. [One-word newscast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-204)
203. [Pants and pubes](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-203)
202. [The meaning of life](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-202)
201. [Is that all it takes, to make myself an ass?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-201)
200. [Decent human beings](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-200)
199. ["Your head, man."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-199)
198. [Enjoys long walks](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-198)
197. [Old Asian ladies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-197)
196. [Mugwort pillow](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-196)
195. [The lady who folded herself](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-195)
194. [My good deed for September](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-194)
193. [Going abstract](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-193)
192. [Feels like a victory](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-192)
191. [Burgers about town](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-191)
190. [Well, smash my stereotypes.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-190)
189. [Burn it all down.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-189)
188. [Almost "Shut the hell up"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-188)
187. [Strike etiquette](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-187)
186. [Good girls](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-186)
185. [Bezos and Mussolini](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-185)
184. [Literally the end times](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-184)
183. [New houses, but not for you](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-183)
182. ["Free to a good home!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-182)
181. [That was a pretty good day.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-181)
180. [Three lunches](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-180)
179. [Dropping the ball](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-179)
178. [Dinner for three](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-178)
177. [No surprises](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-177)
176. [Nod and say nothing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-176)
175. [Tumbling](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-175)
174. [No bus to the bus barn](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-174)
173. [An apology, and several complaints](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-173)
172. [Hundreds, maybe thousands of ants](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-172)
171. [Asphalt picnic](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-171)
170. [The taken shake](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-170)
169. [That's life on the bus.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-169)
168. [Three niqabs](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-168)
167. [Eleven taps on the shoulder](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-167)
166. ["Sorry, I'm slow."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-166)
165. [Sharing a house with Dean](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-165)
164. ["For best service, touch screen and check in here."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-164)
163. [That boom boom boom shit](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-163)
162. [Turkey dinner](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-162)
161. [Cranky Thursday](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-161)
160. ["They're doing their job."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-160)
159. [Room in shared house, with dick](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-159)
158. [Family reunion](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-158)
157. [Filing a formal complaint](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-157)
156. [Screams](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-156)
155. [Cranky old fart on Monday](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-155)
154. [Friday report](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-154)
153. [Wednesday report](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-153)
152. [Talk, talk, chop, chop, sizzle sizzle](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-152)
151. [Without spaghetti sauce, please.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-151)
150. [Bathroom bugs, the resistance, Applebee's, and fentanyl](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-150)
149. [Lazy cheapskatery](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-149)
148. [The toaster, the microwave, and the smoke alarm](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-148)
147. [Intentional rats](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-147)
146. [One fine day on the C](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-146)
145. [The facts of unsalted butter](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-145)
144. [Party of eight](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-144)
143. [A tale of two burgers, one which wasn't and another which was](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-143)
142. [Please make payment in full.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-142)
141. [Poop and television](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-141)
140. [Allergic to garlic](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-140)
139. [Out of talk](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-139)
138. [Fat walking](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-138)
137. [Our fifth flatmate](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-137)
136. [Well, half a damn, maybe.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-136)
135. [No cream cheese left behind](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-135)
134. [Bullshit, and bite me.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-134)
133. [27 minutes](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-133)
132. [Astounding journeys, $2.75](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-132)
131. [Meet the flatmates](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-131)
130. [Mrs Rigby's](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-130)
129. [My great escape](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-129)
128. [The Sheridan misconception](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-128)
127. [Slumber party](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-127)
126. [A crappy update, once weekly](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-126)
125. [Big sky country](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-125)
124. [24-hour toe service](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-124)
123. [Seattle or bust](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-123)
122. [Refusal to prosecute Trump is a political act.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-122)
121. [Ground rules for my family](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-121)
120. [The damage deposit](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-120)
119. [No vampires allowed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-119)
118. [May I be briefly and predictably grumpy?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-118)
117. [Good corporate citizenship?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-117)
116. [Her magic wand](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-116)
115. [Trendy cookies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-115)
114. [A shoebox of pitchers](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-114)
113. [Luke something:something](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-113)
112. [Too many jackets](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-112)
111. [Questions from Quartz](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-111)
110. [Douglas shrugged](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-110)
109. [Keep your distance, keep your masks.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-109)
108. [Not-quite-connecting with another human](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-108)
107. [To the tune of the 1812 Overture](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-107)
106. [Easier than wrapping paper](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-106)
105. [Steph's letter to Isthmus](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-105)
104. [Mongolia to the rescue_!_](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-104)
103. [She's on every shelf.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-103)
102. [Prodigal son, and all that](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-102)
101. [Things usually work out, until they don't.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-101)
100. [Invalid baptisms](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-100)
99. [An accidental ass](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-099)
98. ["Let's keep in touch."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-098)
97. [A perfect shitstorm](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-097)
96. [It's as easy as that.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-096)
95. [That wacky old dude, ha-ha.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-095)
94. [Out of work](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-094)
93. [Subject: Remember this?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-093)
92. [Riding with my dead brother](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-092)
91. [Please do not publish my name.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-091)
90. [Call it history instead.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-090)
89. [Unexpected good news](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-089)
88. [Trump for Dummies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-088)
87. [Barge Chilling Beach](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-087)
86. [Tubthumping](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-086)
85. [Check engine](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-085)
84. [It's gonna get way worse.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-084)
83. [How to create terrorists](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-083)
82. [Do the right thing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-082)
81. [Trump's obituary](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-081)
80. [What Republicans fear](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-080)
79. [Not a pretty view](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-079)
78. [The next COVID variant...](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-078)
77. [Phobias and mental and emotional malfunctions](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-077)
76. [Peace and loud quiet](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-076)
75. [No more New Yorker.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-075)
74. [Same as me](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-074)
73. [Effort and patience and generic dish soap](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-073)
72. [Mustard toast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-072)
71. [Some links, a few stories](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-071)
70. [Nearly a poop disaster](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-070)
69. [This makes my face smiley.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-069)
68. [Defeated by a poet](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-068)
67. [Cranky old man](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-067)
66. [Without the South](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-066)
65. [Call it macaroni.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-065)
64. [Because I'm an ass](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-064)
63. [Even stupider than I'd thought](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-063)
62. [Expect less from me.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-062)
61. [Sayōnara, Roe v Wade.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-061)
60. ["Who from what?"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-060)
59. [Pork, beef, and leather spies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-059)
58. ["The topic tonight is the hippies."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-058)
57. [It happened, though.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-057)
56. [To be human is to be a dumbshit.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-056)
55. [Don't dis the workers.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-055)
54. [Doug’s proper office protocol](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-054)
53. [Lies from Disney](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-053)
52. [Surrealist warships](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-052)
51. [The 'rally'](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-051)
50. [Thanks for being there, you.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-050)
49. [A visit to Wal-Mart](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-049)
48. [A jumbo jet without wings](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-048)
47. [Stupid headline, good article](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-047)
46. [The twins are gone.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-046)
45. [Nine is too many.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-045)
44. [Reverse sondering](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-044)
43. [Goodbye, FastCompany.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-043)
42. [One person can make a difference.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-042)
41. [Make it loud.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-041)
40. [A Monday without optimism](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-040)
39. [Flattening three things](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-039)
38. [Oh, you want to talk politics?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-038)
37. [They need a little more time.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-037)
36. [Unexpected physics](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-036)
35. [Only the good die young.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-035)
34. [Next, could someone please sue Microsoft?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-034)
33. [An abortion by mail](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-033)
32. [This will be uninteresting.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-032)
31. [One undeniable fact](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-031)
30. [Still waiting](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-030)
29. [Benzene on my balls](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-029)
28. [A zen experience](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-028)
27. [No pooping, no peeing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-027)
26. [The web, before giant corporations took control](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-026)
25. [Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Bras](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-025)
24. [Always on the balcony](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-024)
23. [A library card](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-023)
22. [I don’t even understand the question.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-022)
21. [Why so ordinary?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-021)
20. [Music in a bad mood](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-020)
19. [Suspicious of the broccoli](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-019)
18. [Eventually it gets boring.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-018)
17. [God and guns](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-017)
16. [T minus five months](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-016)
15. [My grandmother's grandparents](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-015)
14. [555-0123](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-014)
13. [Film noir, sci-fi, and tartar sauce](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-013)
12. [I hate writing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-012)
11. ["Is there anything else you want us to know?"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-011)
10. [Jeff Koyen of Crank](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-010)
9. [A copy of your copy](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-009)
8. [Anti-Karma](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-008)
7. [Republicans' Disease](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-007)
6. [Soon to be unemployed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-006)
5. [Never mind.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-005)
4. [More leftovers & links](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-004)
3. ["Welcome to Netscape!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-003)
2. [Leftovers & links](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-002)
1. [Hope you like orange.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-001)
Illustration by Jeff Meyer.