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[Open wide](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#open-wide)
[Morvern Callar, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-153)
[Jacque's invitation](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#jacques-invitation)
[Rivers of living water](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#rivers-of-living-water)
[Baked, beaned, and burned](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#baked-beaned-and-burned)
[Hello, and good morning, and good night.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-289)
[50¢](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#50)
[Incident at Burger King](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#incident-at-burger-king)
[Riot in Cell Block 11, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-152)
[At Mabel's place](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#at-mabels-place)
[Salad play-by-play](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-288)
["Yucky stuff"](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#yucky-stuff)
[Brenda, Bradley, and Barbara](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#brenda-bradley-and-barbara)
[Marijuana and erythromycin](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#marijuana-and-erythromycin)
[Two breakfasts with Mom](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-287)
[The Silent Partner, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-151)
[Life, death, and anonymity](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#life-death-and-anonymity)
[Loud fart in a quiet office](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-286)
[Dinner and a double feature](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#dinner-and-a-double-feature)
[Stiffed by Quimby's](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#stiffed-by-quimbys)
[Not my best moment](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#not-my-best-moment)
[The Periphery Project, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-150)
[Walking pneumonia](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#walking-pneumonia)
[Comes a Horseman, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-149)
[Still sick, sorry.](../Pathetic Life/PL-22#still-sick-sorry)
["[Something something] difficult."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-285)
[Cowguy, and other bus adventures](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-284)
[Christmas tree capitalism](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#christmas-tree-capitalism)
[These are not normal times.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-283)
[Why does it have to be so difficult?](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#why-does-it-have-to-be-so-difficult)
[Famous last words](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#famous-last-words)
[Long Weekend, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-148)
[The man from McDonald's](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-282)
[Sans Soleil, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-147)
[A five-hour dinner](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#a-five-hour-dinner)
[Re-refrigerated salads](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-281)
[Apollo 10½, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-146)
[I deserve worse.](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#i-deserve-worse)
[Millionaires' Island](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-280)
[Duck Soup, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-145)
[Honesty in government](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#honesty-in-government)
[I can't quite get there.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-279)
[A stranger's dead uncle](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#a-strangers-dead-uncle)
[Nap time's over.](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#nap-times-over)
[The third signs](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-278)
[An acceptable variant](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#an-acceptable-variant)
[McLibel, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-144)
[Still perfectly edible](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#still-perfectly-edible)
[Cinnamon](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#cinnamon)
[Three personal references](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-277)
[A very big machine](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-276)
[No answers, FishGuy](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#no-answers-fishguy)
[A card with no words](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#a-card-with-no-words)
["Here ya go, hun."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-275)
[My theory of hygiene](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#my-theory-of-hygiene)
[A goddess from Walhalla](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#a-goddess-from-walhalla)
[A moment of violence](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#a-moment-of-violence)
[The washcloth](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-274)
The Last Black Man in San Francisco
[Heat simmers, and U/A sucks](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#heat-simmers-and-ua-sucks)
[Getting ready for work](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-273)
[One of the best and most liberating things](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#one-of-the-best-and-most-liberating-things)
[What's Up, Doc? and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-143)
[Consider yourself nudged](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#consider-yourself-nudged)
[Two bad rides on BART](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#two-bad-rides-on-bart)
[Earth Abides](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-272)
[Queen of Snakes, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-142)
[Listening to pirate radio](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#listening-to-pirate-radio)
[Not today, thanks.](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#not-today-thanks)
[Off the fritz](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-271)
[Empire of the Sun, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-141)
[Inspected and alone](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#inspected-and-alone)
[CopWatch](../Pathetic Life/PL-21#copwatch)
[Barely there for breakfast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-270)
[A brand new start of it, New York, New York](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#a-brand-new-start-of-it-new-york-new-york)
[Planet of the Apes, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-140)
[A fine rat](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#a-fine-rat)
[Fondue Fred](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#fondue-fred)
[My morning with Dean](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-269)
[Street Krishnas](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#street-krishnas)
[Never steal a pirate's galoshes](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#never-steal-a-pirates-galoshes)
[Ghost World, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-139)
[The street preacher](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-268)
[50¢ worth of crime](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#50-worth-of-crime)
[Henry Fool, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-138)
["The Bill of Rights is mostly bullshit."](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#the-bill-of-rights-is-mostly-bullshit)
[Mysteries of the dumpster](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-267)
[Playing in the rain](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#playing-in-the-rain)
[Straight Time, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-137)
[A big fat failure](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#a-big-fat-failure)
[Man down](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#man-down)
[Rope, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-136)
[February 13](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-266)
[Gerry goes to jail](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#gerry-goes-to-jail)
[Beaned](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#beaned)
[Two great movies, four good movies, and one crappy movie](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-135)
[Mr Menthol](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#mr-menthol)
[The old church](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#the-old-church)
[Cheeseburger, fries, and salad](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-265)
[Wishing her the very best](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#wishing-her-the-very-best)
[Yes, God, Yes, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-134)
[Remembrances in the rain](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#remembrances-in-the-rain)
[Silent Running, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-133)
[Stop lying to me.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-264)
[Graham cracker slumgullion](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#graham-cracker-slumgullion)
[Intruder alert](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#intruder-alert)
[Rififi, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-132)
[Midget and Stickman](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#midget-and-stickman)
[Quite a lot of food](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-263)
[Forbidden, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-131)
[An invitation to tea](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#an-invitation-to-tea)
[The people in charge](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#the-people-in-charge)
[Inquiries and investigations](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-262)
[Mailbag](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#mailbag)
[Dolls, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-130)
[Goodbye, damn it.](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#goodbye-damn-it)
[The executive chef](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-261)
[Brief Encounter, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-129)
[Tannenbaum massacre](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#tannenbaum-massacre)
[Brenda](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#brenda)
[Inarguably fucked up in the head](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#inarguably-fucked-up-in-the-head)
[Worms and tomatoes](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-260)
["Like hell you will."](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#like-hell-you-will)
[Face/Off, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-128)
[Hamburger dream](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-259)
[All I ask of the future](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#all-i-ask-of-the-future)
[Woodstock, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-127)
[What are we celebrating, really?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-258)
Riding the water taxi, for free
[Distance is my favorite family value.](../Pathetic Life/PL-20#distance-is-my-favorite-family-value)
[The year's final pettiness](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#the-years-final-pettiness)