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[Saying nothing](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#saying-nothing)
["Nah."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-257)
[Safety Not Guaranteed, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-126)
[The mystery of the stink](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#the-mystery-of-the-stink)
[Between barfings](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#between-barfings)
[The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-125)
[My gift to Domino's Pizza](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-256)
[Not a plea for help](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#not-a-plea-for-help)
[Unlabelled](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#unlabelled)
[It's only wasted money.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-255)
[Pink Flamingos, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-124)
[No Christmas, 1995](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#no-christmas-1995)
[Twister on Christmas Eve](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#twister-on-christmas-eve)
[Thought a lot about not](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-254)
[The laws against you](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#the-laws-against-you)
[Southern Comfort, and 6½ more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-123)
[Xmas angst and depression](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#xmas-angst-and-depression)
[Oh, the frickin' humanities.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-253)
[Rear Window, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-122)
[Your government, breaking your heart](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#your-government-breaking-your-heart)
[Doctor's orders](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-252)
[No holiday bird](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#no-holiday-bird)
[Klezmer Maniac](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#klezmer-maniac)
[Mom's not dead.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-251)
[Wavy Gravy and Norikonoko](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#wavy-gravy-and-norikonoko)
[Personal Services, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-121)
[Sticky thighs](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-250)
[A "Berkeley liberal"](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#a-berkeley-liberal)
[The church youth group](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#the-church-youth-group)
[Uncle Kyle's house](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-249)
[Paris is Burning, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-120)
[Listening to Jasper](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#listening-to-jasper)
[Father of none](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#father-of-none)
["Oooh, fresh bagels!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-248)
[Rain](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#rain)
[The Driver, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-119)
[Lunch with Danny, dinner with Josh](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#lunch-with-danny-dinner-with-josh)
[Fenced out](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-247)
[Walk with a friend](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#walk-with-a-friend)
[Am I street legal?](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#am-i-street-legal)
[Trevor and Gerry](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#trevor-and-gerry)
[Shun them.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-246)
[The Wiz, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-118)
[The informant](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#the-informant)
[Peanut butter on meat](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-245)
[Nine letters](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#nine-letters)
[Doughballs and Sundance](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-244)
[Mystery Train, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-117)
[Andrea and Shannon](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#andrea-and-shannon)
[Water damage](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-243)
[Unsigned](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#unsigned)
[Walkabout, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-116)
[The free speech ghetto](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#the-free-speech-ghetto)
[Clandestine sandwiches](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-242)
[Permit to Place Object on Sidewalk](../Pathetic Life/PL-19#permit-to-place-object-on-sidewalk)
[Charley Varrick, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-115)
[Nobody's touching me, including me.](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#nobodys-touching-me-including-me)
[No shrimp, no doodles](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-241)
["And how's life?"](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#and-hows-life)
[JoJo Rabbit, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-114)
[Diane & Jeffrey](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#diane--jeffrey)
[Not much of a story](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-240)
[A few cards short of 52](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#a-few-cards-short-of-52)
["Rice, steamed vegetables, and more rice, to go, please."](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#rice-steamed-vegetables-and-more-rice-to-go-please)
[Dumb and deadly daily decisions](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-239)
[Pee-wee's Big Adventure, and eight more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-113)
[Mad dog](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#mad-dog)
[I'd rather be alone.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-238)
[The Parallax View, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-112)
[Flatmates' Thanksgiving](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-237)
[Faces](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-236)
[I've Heard the Mermaids Singing, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-111)
[Declining an invitation](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-235)
[Not a Hallmark movie](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-234)
[The Laughing Policeman, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-110)
[My favorite bum](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-233)
[Alone is the baseline.](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#alone-is-the-baseline)
[A Man Called Adam, four more movies, and two TV shows](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-109)
[Everything is bullshit.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-232)
[Cops and Christians](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#cops-and-christians)
[No knowing who's nuts](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-231)
[Double feature and second thoughts](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#double-feature-and-second-thoughts)
[Government shutdown](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#government-shutdown)
[The Girl Hunters, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-108)
[① No checks, and ② Shut up already.](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#no-checks-and--shut-up-already)
[Three seconds of my life](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-230)
[Drugs Are Really Excellent](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#drugs-are-really-excellent)
[Catch My Soul, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-107)
[A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#a-nightingale-sang-in-berkeley-square)
[Five questions from Mom](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-229)
[Cinemax unscrambled](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#cinemax-unscrambled)
[My good deed for November](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-228)
[Mr Rogers and the Brick Hut](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#mr-rogers-and-the-brick-hut)
[The Freakmaker and Gattaca and five more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-106)
['L'](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-227)
[Getting to know me](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#getting-to-know-me)
[Suburbia, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-105)
["How much?"](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#how-much)
[What'll do me in, I wonder?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-226)
[This is not America](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#this-is-not-america)
[It's a Gift, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-104)
[Climb every motherfucking mountain](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#climb-every-motherfucking-mountain)
[Lots of bleakness](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-225)
[Rescued](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#rescued)
[Looper and Outland, and five more movies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-224)
["You sell hot dogs!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-224)
[An old man's good old days](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#an-old-mans-good-old-days)
[Brick and Diary of a Mad Housewife, and five more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-102)
[Handshake](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#handshake)
[Perpetually unimpressed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-223)
[Never to return](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#never-to-return)
[Office Space, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-101)
[Incoming wounded](../Pathetic Life/PL-18#incoming-wounded)
[Just someone with troubles](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-222)
[The end of October](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#the-end-of-october)
[Happiness and Passengers, and five more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-100)
[A dog's worries](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#a-dogs-worries)
[Following my cucumbers](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-221)
[There was no struggle.](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#there-was-no-struggle)
["Do you know these people?"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-220)
[Marijuana cookies, $2](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#marijuana-cookies-2)
[The Howl of Winterland, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-099)
[Gas station stories](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-219)
[Neil Stryker and the Tyrant of Time, and seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-098)
[A bike and a dozen bugbombs](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#a-bike-and-a-dozen-bugbombs)
[An optional trip](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-218)
[Story time with Gertrude](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#story-time-with-gertrude)
[No boners for her](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#no-boners-for-her)
[Here, lady, want a candy bar?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-217)
[The Alamo and Coherence, and five more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-097)
[Terry's new job](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#terrys-new-job)
[Sidewalk closed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-216)
[A 50/50 mix of semen and dishwashing soap](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#a-5050-mix-of-semen-and-dishwashing-soap)
[Wild Style, and six more movies](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#not-a-moment-im-proud-of)
[Not a moment I'm proud of](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#not-a-moment-im-proud-of)
[The World, the Flesh, and the Devil, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-095)
[Too much sleep](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#too-much-sleep)
[White like me](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-215)
[A gig I didn't get](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#a-gig-i-didnt-get)
[Ketchup and mustard art](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-214)
[You missed a corner.](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#you-missed-a-corner)
[Stranger than Paradise, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-094)
[The man whose name I've forgotten](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#the-man-whose-name-ive-forgotten)
[Almost lunch with Mom](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-213)
[Ha! I got the last word!](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#ha-i-got-the-last-word)
[A brief history of fish](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#a-brief-history-of-fish)
[An evening with Loki and Martha](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#an-evening-with-loki-and-martha)
[Mom's birthday party](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-212)
[Night of the Comet, and six other movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-093)
[Two madmen, and two dreams](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-211)
[Visit to Anderson Valley](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#visit-to-anderson-valley)
[The Sparks Brothers, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-092)
[An untaped schlong](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#an-untaped-schlong)
["Yeah, I think I'm OK."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-210)
Baseball at my brother's house
[The Holy Mountain, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-091)
[Dean's chili](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-209)
[Eddie Anderson at the Oaks](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#eddie-anderson-at-the-oaks)
[Extremely unsanitary](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-208)
[Sneakers, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-090)
[At Marion's apartment](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#at-marions-apartment)
[Santa Sangre, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-089)
[Mr Irion surprises me.](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#mr-irion-surprises-me)
[Books and breakfast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-207)
[Comes a Bright Day, five more movies, and a TV show](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-088)
[Mostly it's links.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-206)
[Purple and hairy, and thanks, Hollie.](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#purple-and-hairy-and-thanks-hollie)
[My fly-bike](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-205)
[Flea ride](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#flea-ride)
[The Candy Snatchers, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-087)
[A lot of rot about freedom](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#a-lot-of-rot-about-freedom)
[One-word newscast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-204)
[The verdict and the vermin](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#the-verdict-and-the-vermin)
[The Man Who Sleeps, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-086)
[The twins](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#the-twins)
[Pants and pubes](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-203)
[The world according to Very Abdul](../Pathetic Life/PL-17#the-world-according-to-very-abdul)
[Pathetic lives](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#pathetic-lives)
[Ten infernos](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-085)
[Danny's dollars](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#danny-dollars)
[The meaning of life](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-202)
[Other people's friends](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#other-peoples-friends)
[This week's britches](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#this-weeks-britches)
[Is that all it takes to make myself an ass?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-201)
["You won't believe how good, how fast, how cheap."](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#you-wont-believe-how-goodhow-fast-how-cheap)
[Winter Kills, and five more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-084)
[Two movies and then what am I supposed to say to Tim?](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#two-movies-and-then-whatam-i-supposed-to-say-to-tim)
[Decent human beings](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-200)
[On glossy paper, opposite an ad for Gucci](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#on-glossy-paperopposite-an-ad-for-gucci)
Four buses to breakfast and back
[Another woman](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#another-woman)
[All the President's Men, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-083)
[Return to Telegraph Ave](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#return-to-telegraph-ave)
[Bagdad Cafe, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-082)
["Your head, man."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-199)
[People have to push back.](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#people-have-to-push-back)
[Mr Black Hat and me](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#mr-black-hat-and-me)
[Enjoys long walks](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-198)
[Fear Strikes Out, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-081)
[Cranky all day](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#cranky-all-day)
[Old Asian ladies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-197)
[Never again](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#never-again)
[Dhoom, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-080)
[Mugwort pillow](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-196)
[The lady who folded herself](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-195)
[Wally gets arrested](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#wally-gets-arrested)
[Native Son, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-079)
[Breakfast for one](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#breakfast-for-one)
[My good deed for September](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-194)
[Spy Kids, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-078)
[Listening to Free Radio Berkeley](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#listening-to-free-radio-berkeley)
[Going abstract](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-193)
[While Mom watched](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#while-mom-watched)
[The Man Who Fell to Earth, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-077)
[Feels like a victory](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-192)
Breakfast at JJ's with Jay
[Burgers about town](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-191)
[The lunch, the movie, and Josh](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#the-lunch-the-movie-and-josh)
[Legs, butts, and boobies](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#legs-butts-and-boobies)
[Well, smash my stereotypes.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-190)
[Doing nothing all day](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#doing-nothing-all-day)
[Burn it all down.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-189)
[Ten things I hate about zines](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#ten-things-i-hate-about-zines)
[The evening news, with Calvin Klein and OJ Simpson](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#the-evening-newswith-calvin-klein-and-oj-simpson)
[Almost "Shut the hell up"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-188)
[Mr LaRue's office](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#mr-larues-office)
[A Report on the Party and Guests, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-076)
[Is this allowed? Isn't there a rule?](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#is-this-allowed-isnt-there-a-rule)
[Strike etiquette](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-187)
[Streetcars, cats, and crickets](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#streetcars-cats-and-crickets)
[Good girls](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-186)
[Far away](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#far-away)
[An evening with Grandma H](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#an-evening-with-grandma-h)
[Bezos and Mussolini](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-185)
[A big argument](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#a-big-argument)
[The Stunt Man, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-075)
[Knickknacks](../Pathetic Life/PL-16#knickknacks)
[Letters to a fat slob](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#letters-to-a-fat-slob)
[Literally, the end times](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-184)
[Pontypool, Psycho, and five other movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-074)
[New houses, but not for you](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-183)
"Stay way out there."
[Bananas coming and going, with fish in between](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#bananas-coming-and-goingwith-fish-in-between)
["Free to a good home!"](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-182)
[El Dorado, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-073)
[Pooting publicly](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#pooting-publicly)
[That was a pretty good day.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-181)
[Three lunches](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-180)
[Bad day on Telegraph Ave](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#bad-day-on-telegraph-ave)
[The cockroach and the complainer](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#the-cockroach-and-the-complainer)
[I walk alone.](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#i-walk-alone)
[Dropping the ball.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-179)
[Into the city, and back again](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#into-the-city-and-back-again)
[The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane, five more movies, and two TV shows](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-072)
[Adrift in Berkeley](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#adrift-in-berkeley)
[Dinner for three](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-178)
[Why she annoys me](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#why-she-annoys-me)
[The kid and the cop](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#the-kid-and-the-cop)
[Fangs](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#fangs)
[No surprises](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-177)
[The chair that couldn't](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#the-chair-that-couldnt)
[Premonition](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#premonition)
[Nod and say nothing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-176)
[Something rash](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#something-rash)
[The new Crusades](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#the-new-crusades)
[A brief moment of](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#a-brief-moment-of-what-the-hell) What the hell?
[A slice at Dagwood's](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#a-slice-at-dagwoods)
[Tumbling](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-175)
["Jerry's dead."](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#jerrys-dead)
[Too much garlic](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#too-much-garlic)
How it all ends
A fountain of news
[No bus to the bus barn](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-174)
[Enough already.](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#enough-already)
[Breaking Away, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-071)
[Trouble on my right, trouble on my left](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#trouble-on-my-righttrouble-on-my-left)
[An apology, and several complaints](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-173)
[Roaches and schmucks](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#roaches-and-schmucks)
[Three tales from Telegraph Avenue](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#three-tales-from-telegraph-avenue)
[Fishless](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#fishless)
[A boy named Doug](../Pathetic Life/PL-15#a-boy-named-doug)
[Hundreds, maybe thousands of ants](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-172)
[As sweet as cherry pie](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#as-sweet-as-cherry-pie)
[The Day the Earth Caught Fire, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-070)
[Just another rant](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#just-another-rant)
[What Lesbians Do](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#what-lesbians-do)
[Getting to Georgetown](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-171)
[Ran, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-069)
[The taken shake](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-170)
[Carlotta on Telegraph Ave](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#carlotta-on-telegraph-ave)
[Wallpaper emergency](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#wallpaper-emergency)
[The Whole Shootin' Match, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-068)
[Cry](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#cry)
[That's life on the bus.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-169)
Another breakfast without breakfast
[The invisible Rinaldi](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#the-invisible-rinaldi)
[Badlands, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-067)
[Hoot and holler fest](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#hoot--holler-fest)
[Assault on Precinct 13, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-066)
[Immoral fish, no surprise](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#immoral-fish-no-surprise)
[Three niqabs](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-168)
[The major mistakes of my life](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#the-major-mistakes-of-my-life)
[Me in one word](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#me-in-one-word)
[Eleven taps on the shoulder](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-167)
[Q: The Winged Serpent, and six more by Larry Cohen](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-065)
[Five, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-064)
[Well, holy shit.](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#well-holy-shit)
Another fine breakfast with my family
[A day with the dead](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#a-day-with-the-dead)
["Sorry, I'm slow."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-166)
[Semi-hard](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#semi-hard)
[Lucky man](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#lucky-man)
[The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-063)
[A few blocks of walking poetry and jazz](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#a-few-blocks-ofwalking-poetry-and-jazz)
[No pretenses](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#no-pretenses)
[Troll Hunter, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-062)
[Without words on paper](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#without-words-on-paper)
[Sharing a house with Dean](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-165)
[Dinner at Denny's with Clay and Dick](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#dinner-at-dennys-with-clay-and-dick)
[Bone: A Bad Day in Beverly Hills, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-061)
[Baxter, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-060)
["For best service, touch screen and check in here."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-164)
[No fish stories](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#no-fish-stories)
[Wake in Fright, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-059)
[Fear of boxes](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#fear-of-boxes)
[What would fat Jesus do?](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#what-would-fat-jesus-do)
[That boom boom boom shit](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-163)
[Most days it's a challenge](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#most-days-its-a-challenge)
[In the Bedroom, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-058)
[Turkey dinner](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-162)
[Packing and moving](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#packing-and-moving)
[Playing by the rules](../Pathetic Life/PL-14#playing-by-the-rules)
[Deep Cover, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-057)
[A chipped tooth, and a dollar discount](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#a-chipped-tooth-and-a-dollar-discount)
[Cranky Thursday](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-161)
[God's wrath every day of my life](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#gods-wrath-every-day-of-my-life)
[Umberto](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#umberto)
[Big Fan, Green Room, Next of Kin, and four more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-056)
[Stuck in Limbo](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#stuck-in-limbo)
["They're doing their job."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-160)
[On special assignment for the CIA](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#on-special-assignment-for-the-cia)
[Two kicks](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#two-kicks)
[Limbo, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-055)
[Incident at Rite-Aid](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#incident-at-rite-aid)
[Judith](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#judith)
[Moon, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-054)
[Now reporting from the east bay](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#now-reporting-from-the-east-bay)
[Room in shared house, with dick](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-159)
[Sarah-Katherine and the second bathroom](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#sarah-katherine-andthe-second-bathroom)
[Pike and Terry](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#pike-and-terry)
[Sleeping Dogs, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-053)
[Family reunion](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-158)
[What would Darwin do?](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#what-would-darwin-do)
[An island](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#an-island)
[Rent liberation](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#rent-liberation)
[Rocky Horror Picture Show, and six other movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-052)
[Screams](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-156)
[Guess I'll be a Berkeley boy.](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#guess-ill-be-a-berkeley-boy)
[Me as the maid?](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#me-as-the-maid)
[Mesa of Lost Women, and six better movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-051)
[Mitchum as Marlowe, and five more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-050)
[Probably not.](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#probably-not)
"I just want to finish my coffee."
[Somewhere south of Market](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#somewhere-south-of-market)
[Cranky old fart on Monday](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-155)
[Fake maple bars](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#fake-maple-bars)
[Proof of meekness](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#proof-of-meekness)
[Friday report](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-154)
[Two naps in one afternoon](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#two-naps-in-one-afternoon)
[Giants & Toys, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-049)
[A walk in the Mission](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#a-walk-in-the-mission)
[Wednesday report](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-153)
[Poetry and police](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#poetry-and-police)
[High Life, and six better movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-048)
[A dull day at the diary](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#a-dull-day-at-the-diary)
[The philosophy behind the fish](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#the-philosophy-behind-the-fish)
[Talk talk, chop chop, sizzle sizzle](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-152)
[Adios, ABIQUIU](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#adios-abiquiu)
Three bus rides, and one train ride
[The Whole Wide World, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-047)
[Without spaghetti sauce, please.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-151)
Hank Williams with wheat toast and coffee, please.
The Last Starfighter, and six more movies
[Bathroom bugs, the resistance, Applebee's, and fentanyl](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-150)
[Six out of seven thumbs up](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-046)
[Lazy cheapskatery](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-149)
[Omicron, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-045)
[Punishment Park, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-044)
[Cleopatra without Elizabeth Taylor, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-043)
[Skin Game, There Are No Fakes, and five sucky movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-042)
[The toaster, the microwave, and the smoke alarm](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-148)
[Nakano Spy School, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-041)
[Intentional rats](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-147)
Free human dignity. Come and get it.
[City Lights, Junebug, and five other movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-040)
[One fine day on the C](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-146)
[The facts of unsalted butter](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-145)
[The Quiller Memorandum and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-039)
[Party of eight](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-144)
[A tale of two burgers, one which wasn't and another which was](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-143)
[Please make payment in full.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-142)
[Rockin' Metropolis, Trouble in Paradise, and five other movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-038)
[Poop and television](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-141)
[Allergic to garlic](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-140)
[Out of talk](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-139)
[Manfish and Primer, and 5 or 6 more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-037)
[Fat walking](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-138)
[Our fifth flatmate](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-137)
[An Angel at My Table, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-036)
[Adios, Unusualia.](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#adios-unusualia)
[Well, half a damn, maybe.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-136)
[Mildly mentally ill](../Pathetic Life/PL-13#mildly-mentally-ill)
[No cream cheese left behind](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-135)
[Bullshit, and bite me.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-134)
[27 minutes](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-133)
[Astounding journeys, $2.75](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-132)
[Meet the flatmates](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-131)
[Mrs Rigby's](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-130)
[My great escape](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-129)
[The Sheridan misconception](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-128)
[Slumber party](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-127)
[A crappy update, maybe once weekly](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-126)
[Big sky country](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-125)
[24-hour toe service](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-124)
[Letters, we get letters](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#letters-we-get-letters)
[Seattle or bust](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-123)
[People's Park](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#peoples-park)
[Refusing to prosecute Trump is a political act.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-122)
[North Beach and Berkeley](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#north-beach-and-berkeley)
[Ground rules for my family](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-121)
[Satisfaction](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#satisfaction)
[The damage deposit](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-120)
[She saw the rest of me](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#she-saw-the-rest-of-me)
[No vampires allowed](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-119)
[A known commodity](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#a-known-commodity)
[May I be briefly and predictably grumpy?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-118)
[Good corporate citizenship?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-117)
[Her magic wand](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-116)
[Room wanted](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#room-wanted)
[Trendy cookies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-115)
[Drag for every persuasion](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#drag-for-every-persuasion)
[A crowded apartment](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#a-crowded-apartment)
[A shoebox of pitchers](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-114)
[Luke something: something](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-113)
[How I spent my summer vacation, part 4](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation)
[How I spent my summer vacation, part 3](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation)
[How I spent my summer vacation, Part 2](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation)
[How I spent my summer vacation, Part 1](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation)
[Too many jackets](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-112)
[Inner journey before the flight](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#inner-journey-before-the-flight)
[Questions from Quartz](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-111)
[Breakfast, bums, and fish](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#breakfast-bums-and-fish)
[Douglas shrugged](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-110)
[Keep your distance, keep your masks.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-109)
[Not-quite connecting with another human](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-108)
[Working on Saturday](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#working-on-saturday)
[A cacophony of none](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#a-cacophony-of-none)
[To the tune of the 1812 Overture](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-107)
[One last argument](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#one-last-argument)
[Our Daily Bread](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#our-daily-bread)
[Easier than wrapping paper](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-106)
[Nothing left to say](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#nothing-left-to-say)
[Steph's letter to Isthmus](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-105)
[N-words out the window](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#n-words-out-the-window)
[Infectious ride to Venice](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#infectious-ride-to-venice)
[Mongolia to the rescue_!_](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-104)
[Donuts](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#donuts)
[She's on every shelf.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-103)
[And to think that I saw it on Market Street](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#and-to-think-that-i-saw-it-on-market-street)
[Prodigal son, and all that](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-102)
[Sound vibes](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#sound-vibes)
[Field of Dreams, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-035)
[The lawyer and the landlord](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#the-lawyer-and-the-landlord)
[Things usually work out, until they don't.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-101)
[23 trains to nowhere](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#23-trains-to-nowhere)
[Breakfast at the Diner — #56](../Breakfast at the Diner/BAD-056)
[A loud love story](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#a-loud-love-story)
[Invalid baptisms](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-100)
[Grandma-sitter](../Pathetic Life/PL-12#grandma-sitter)
[Grand Central Station](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#grand-central-station)
[The Lair of the White Worm, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-034)
[Saturday on the sidewalk](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#saturday-on-the-sidewalk)
["Let's keep in touch."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-098)
[The future, revealed](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#the-future-revealed)
[A perfect shitstorm](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-097)
[A call I won't return](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#a-call-i-wont-return)
[Help, Help, the Globolinks!, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-033)
[Basic drag](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#basic-drag)
[It's as easy as that.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-096)
[The cape that wears me](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#the-cape-that-wears-me)
[That wacky old dude, ha-ha.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-095)
[A correction-pen](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#a-correction-pen)
[Patterns, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-032)
[Still a stranger](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#still-a-stranger)
[Tennyson, anyone?](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#tennyson-anyone)
[Guest host](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#guest-host)
[Out of work](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-094)
[Wind and shadows](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#wind-and-shadows)
[Weak weed](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#weak-weed)
[Ah, April](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#ah-april)
[Out of business](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#out-of-business)
[Subject: Remember this?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-093)
[Head-over-heels in hate](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#head-over-heels-in-hate)
[Riding with my dead brother](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-092)
[Square dance and auld lang syne](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#square-dance-and-auld-lang-syne)
[Model Minority, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-031)
[Please do not publish my name.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-091)
[Visit to a previous life](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#visit-to-a-previous-life)
[Call it history instead.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-090)
["Make do."](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#make-do)
[The Twinkie offense](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#the-twinkie-offense)
[Unexpected good news](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-089)
[One sentence more than I want](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#one-sentence-more-than-i-want)
[Shadowlands, and six more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-030)
["I'm a little short on the rent."](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#im-a-little-short-on-the-rent)
[Trump for Dummies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-088)
[Manifest stupidity](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#manifest-stupidity)
[Barge Chilling Beach](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-087)
[Bill](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#bill)
[Nothing unusual so far](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#nothing-unusual-so-far)
[Tubthumping](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-086)
[Less money, more happy](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#less-money-more-happy)
[Rectuma, and six more](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-029)
[Check engine](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-085)
[One good, one bad, and questions in between](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#one-good-one-bad-and-questions-in-between)
[It's gonna get way worse.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-084)
[Four minutes to Van Ness](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#four-minutes-to-van-ness)
[How to create terrorists](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-083)
[A cruel and monstrous god](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#a-cruel-and-monstrous-god)
[Breakfast at the Diner #55](../Breakfast at the Diner/BAD-055)
[Loud Day](../Pathetic Life/PL-11#loud-day)
[Do the right thing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-082)
[Just a kiss](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#just-a-kiss)
[Trump's obituary](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-081)
[Rich dunderhead, poor dunderhead](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#rich-dunderhead-poor-dunderhead)
[What Republicans fear](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-080)
[11½ hours](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#11-hours)
[Station Eleven, and six more](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-028)
[Welcome to Aquatic Park](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#welcome-to-aquatic-park)
[Not a pretty view](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-079)
[At the Oscars](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#at-the-oscars)
[Looking the other way](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#looking-the-other-way)
[The next COVID variant](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-078)
[Shall we dance?](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#shall-we-dance)
[Phobias and mental and emotional malfunctions](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-077)
[Forgotten men and street people](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#forgotten-men-and-street-people)
[Seven movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-027)
[Cold](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#cold)
[Breakfast at the Diner #54](../Breakfast at the Diner/BAD-054)
[No real complaints](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#no-real-complaints)
[Peace and loud quiet](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-076)
[No more New Yorker](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-075)
[Itsy-bitsy spiders](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#itsy-bitsy-spiders)
[Same as me](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-074)
[A day off-planet](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#a-day-off-planet)
[Effort and patience and generic dish soap](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-073)
[Gunshots and irony](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#gunshots-and-irony)
[Seven movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-026)
[Castro Street](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#castro-street)
[Mustard toast](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-072)
[Poop and other shit](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#poop-and-other-shit)
[Enough](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#enough)
[Some links, a few stories](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-071)
[Calcutta at the library](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#calcutta-at-the-library)