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[The memory box](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#the-memory-box)
["Why do you keep calling?"](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#why-do-you-keep-calling)
[Nearly a poop disaster](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-070)
[Sidewalk stories](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#sidewalk-stories)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-025)
[This makes my face smiley.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-069)
[Ridiculous man](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#ridiculous-man)
[Breakfast at a different diner](../Breakfast at the Diner/BAD-053)
[Defeated by a poet](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-068)
[A key and a phone](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#a-key-and-a-phone)
[Cranky old man](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-067)
[Seven maybe movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-024)
[The view from a different window](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#the-view-from-a-different-window)
[Pike](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#pike)
[Without the South](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-066)
[The shop with two names](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#the-shop-with-two-names)
[A fifty dollar day!](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#a-fifty-dollar-day)
[A communist plot or something](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#a-communist-plot-or-something)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-023)
[Call it macaroni.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-065)
[Sticky](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#sticky)
[Because I'm an ass](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-064)
[Flirting by mail](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#flirting-by-mail)
[Even stupider than I’d thought](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-063)
[Wishing I was somewhere else](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#wishing-i-was-somewhere-else)
[Expect less from me.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-062)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-022)
[Sayōnara, Roe v Wade.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-061)
[I'll do anything legal for $5 an hour.](../Pathetic Life/PL-10#ill-do-anything-legal-for-5-an-hour)
[“Who from what?”](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-060)
[Things could get dicey.](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#things-could-get-dicey)
[Officer Frenzy](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#officer-frenzy)
[Pork, beef, and leather spies](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-059)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-021)
[Futility Enterprises](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#futility-enterprises)
[“The topic tonight is the hippies."](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-058)
[Salad bar science](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#salad-bar-science)
[Not-date after not-work](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#not-date-after-not-work)
[It happened, though.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-057)
[Kallie's freakout](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#kallies-freakout)
Pastor Bill and the Chirping Birds
[A tale of two e-mails](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#a-tale-of-two-e-mails)
[To be human is to be a dumbshit.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-056)
[Gray](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#gray)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-020)
[Masturbation conversation](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#masturbation-conversation)
[Six and a half samurai](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#six-and-a-half-samurai)
[Don't dis the workers.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-055)
[A long talk without talking](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#a-long-talk-without-talking)
[Doug's proper office protocol](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-054)
[Lies from Disney](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-053)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-019)
[Surrealist warships](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-052)
My favorite poop, and other monuments
[The 'rally'](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-051)
[Blowing bubbles at 36](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#blowing-bubbles-at-36)
[Thanks for being there, you.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-050)
[The answer, of course, is everything.](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#the-answer-of-course-is-everything)
[A visit to Wal-Mart](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-049)
[Calling 9-1-1](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#calling-9-1-1)
[A jumbo jet without wings](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-048)
[Not among the P's](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#not-among-the-ps)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-018)
[Jennifer's nuts](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#jennifers-nuts)
[(observed)](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#observed)
[Stupid headline, good article](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-047)
[Owning the city](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#owning-the-city)
[The twins are gone.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-046)
[Trying to be zen](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#trying-to-be-zen)
[Nine is too many.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-045)
[Momma's little boy](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#mommas-little-boy)
[Hawn chobs](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#hawn-chobs)
[6 foot 11](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#6-foot-11)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-017)
[Mark of the beast](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#mark-of-the-beast)
[Reverse sondering](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-044)
[Fractional-friends](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#fractional-friends)
[Goodbye,](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-043) FastCompany
[The so-so book](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#the-so-so-book)
[One person can make a difference!](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-042)
[The Finer Diner](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#the-finer-diner)
[Mr Patel and the pud](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#mr-patel-and-the-pud)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-016)
[An offer](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#an-offer)
[Make it loud.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-041)
[A Satanic curse](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#a-satanic-curse)
[A little low-level harassment](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#a-little-low-level-harassment)
[A Monday without optimism](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-040)
[Technical difficulties](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#technical-difficulties)
[Flattening three things](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-039)
[My Special K pinch](../Pathetic Life/PL-08#my-special-k-pinch)
My penis burns with a flaming itch.
[Bonus diatribe](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#bonus-diatribe)
[A dream untold](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#a-dream-untold)
[Oh, you want to talk politics?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-038)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-015)
[Annoying Jenn](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#annoying-jenn)
[Note on the door](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#note-on-the-door)
[Shut the heck up.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#shut-the-heck-up)
[Chia kangaroo](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#chia-kangaroo)
Even if you're never been there, you've been there.
[Everybody abuse](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#everybody-abuse)
[They need a little more time.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-037)
[And so this is Christmas.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#and-so-this-is-christmas)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-014)
[Black Beauty](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#black-beauty)
[Unexpected physics](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-036)
[Mr & Mrs Wealth](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#me--mr-wealth)
[Only the good die young.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-035)
[Not today](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#not-today)
[No sick leave for workers](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#no-sick-leave-for-workers)
[Holiday pizza](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#holiday-pizza)
[George becomes Stanley](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#george-becomes-stanley)
[Next, could someone please sue Microsoft?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-034)
[Pickle barrel man](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#pickle-barrel-man)
[Nothing to complain about](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#nothing-to-complain-about)
[Saturday, December 17, 1994](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#saturday-december-17-1994)
[Hey, space aliens, take me, too.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#hey-space-aliens-take-me-too)
[An abortion by mail](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-033)
[Where's Jackie Chan's forehead?](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#wheres-jackie-chans-forehead)
[A call from HR](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#a-call-from-hr)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-013)
[A nervous lunch](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#a-nervous-lunch)
[This will be uninteresting.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-032)
[Family, friends, and a stranger](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#family-friends-and-a-stranger)
[Joycelyn Elders & Gimme Shelter](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#joycelyn-elders--gimme-shelter)
[The meaning of Christmas](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#the-meaning-of-christmas)
[No kissing, please.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#no-kissing-please)
[One undeniable fact](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-031)
[A lot of us lead pathetic lives.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#a-lot-of-us-lead-pathetic-lives)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-012)
[Solidarity](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#solidarity)
“This ain’t that kind of hotel, toots.”
[Sawdust](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#sawdust)
Is Jonathan Franzen the greatest writer who's ever written?
[Chains on my ankles, again.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#chains-on-my-ankles-again)
[Still waiting](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-030)
[Don't be a putz like George Bailey.](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#dont-be-a-putz-like-george-bailey)
[Breakfast at Tad's](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#breakfast-at-tads)
[Benzene on my balls](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-029)
[Witty quips, lies, half-truths and more lies, setups, put-downs, and still more lies](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#witty-quips-lies-half-truths-and-more-lies-setups-put-downs-and-still-more-lies)
[A zen experience](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-028)
[“The movies are your mistress.”](../Pathetic Life/PL-07#the-movies-are-your-mistress)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-011)
[No pooping, no peeing.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-027)
[Shush](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#shush)
[Mrs Edwards' Coffee Shop](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#mrs-edwards-coffee-shop)
[A cockroach in captivity](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#a-cockroach-in-captivity)
[Unanswered questions](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#unanswered-questions)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-010)
[The web, before giant corporations took control](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-026)
[In living color](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#in-living-color)
[A new innovation](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#a-new-innovation)
[Thank you, nobody.](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#thank-you-nobody)
[Taqueria El Castillito](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#taqueria-el-castillito)
[Fever started long ago](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#fever-started-long-ago)
[Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Bras](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-025)
[Still life on paper](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#still-life-on-paper)
[Song on the radio](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#song-on-the-radio)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-009)
[Bum vs Lady](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#bum-vs-lady)
[No longer friends](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#no-longer-friends)
["I'm not going to die here."](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#im-not-going-to-die-here)
["Do you smell smoke?"](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#do-you-smell-smoke)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-008)
[$2 plastic pinchy picker-upper](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#2-plastic-pinchy-picker-upper)
[Always on the balcony](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-024)
[Carlotta cries](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#carlotta-cries)
[Whale caroms](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#whale-caroms)
[Loogie unhocked](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#loogie-unhocked)
[“If” there are layoffs](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#if-there-are-layoffs)
[A friend](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#a-friend)
[A library card](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-023)
[Counselor Troi](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#counselor-troi)
[Beers with Beatrice](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#beers-with-beatrice)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-007)
[Fuck you, Jim Harrison.](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#fuck-you-jim-harrison)
One fine day at the grocery store
[Codeine and doobie](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#codeine-and-doobie)
[Breakfast at the Diner — #52](../Breakfast at the Diner/BAD-052)
[Soggy and hurting](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#soggy-and-hurting)
[Tooth trouble](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#tooth-trouble)
[Kissing myself](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#kissing-myself)
[I don’t even understand the question.](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-022)
[Pulling teeth](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#pulling-teeth)
[Why so ordinary?](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-021)
[Last train of the night](../Pathetic Life/PL-06#last-train-of-the-night)
[Marijuana, LSD, and Tootsie Pops](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#marijuana-lsd-and-tootsie-pops)
Can a fat guy survive the summer without air conditioning?
[Inside the Rainbow](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#inside-the-rainbow)
[Breakfast at the Diner — #51](../Breakfast at the Diner/BAD-051)
[Slugged a guy](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#slugged-a-guy)
[Music in a bad mood](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-020)
[How to lose friends and annoy strangers](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#how-to-lose-friends-and-annoy-strangers)
My brother, and my other brother
[Bumbling at Civic Center](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#bumbling-at-civic-center)
[Not in the mail](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#not-in-the-mail)
[Seven more movies](../Neverending Film Festival/NFF-006)
[Won't you please help?](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#wont-you-please-help)
[Drug deals at work](../Pathetic Life/PL-05#drug-deals-at-work)
[Suspicious of the broccoli](../Cranky Old Fart/COF-019)