Monsters in Woods - chrisman/skookums-and-dragons GitHub Wiki
a 5e D&D one-shot
- date: 2019.06.28
- characters:
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Bird Man (Chris Anthony): Aarakocra monk. Screechy, angry. Just wants worms and water
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Mr. Business (Scott P.): Tiefling bard:
a traveling minstrel that can play many stringed instruments.
He makes a living by hosting pop up jazzercise classes called "Lutes, Flutes, and Glutes".
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Banjo (chrisbrown): half-elf wild magic sorcerer. literally a stringed musical instrument, transmogrified into human form in order to assistant the wizard who enchanted them. 18 months old.
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Spoilers
There have been strange accounts from several of the heavier drinkers in Hillsfar; all are reports of monsters plaguing the woods near the city. Are these simply the ravings of those who have overindulged… or is there a more sinister plot to uncover? Your party is hired to go on a pub crawl and uncover any mischievous mixologists or spiteful servers in order to get to the bottom of these claims.
There is no better drink than that of justice served!
But adventurers should probably try them all, just to be sure... this is a pub crawl after all!
- First game by Scott P!
- cameo appearance by the Steel Reserve!
- Followed a shadowy figure down an alley only to find an actual Red Herring. Fed it to Bird Man, who swallowed it like a pelican.
- Vitamin B-12 side effects:
- Bird Man sprouts a glowing unicorn horn
- Mr. Business farts a fresh minty fragrence
- Colorful bubbles come out of Banjo's mouth
- Banjo's demise: wild magic surge turned his skin bright blue, and the next turn when he dropped to 0 hit points, he reverted to an inanimate object: a bright blue banjo. After defeating the monsters, Mr. Business, down to 1 hit point himself, picks the blue banjo and walks off into the sunset, plucking a tune
- drinks: neat signature drinks at each location, and novel intoxication checks and alcohol effects