title: Be happy, don't worry link: https://onemoretech.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/be-happy-dont-worry/ author: lembobro description: post_id: 454 created: 2008/09/22 21:19:53 created_gmt: 2008/09/22 21:19:53 comment_status: open post_name: be-happy-dont-worry status: publish post_type: post

Be happy, don't worry

From El Reg, this hilarious headline:

“Oracle assures financiers they’re not that important after all”

The lead paragraph really sums it up sucinctly,

Oracle comforted distraught investment bankers yesterday by delivering better-than-expected first quarter profits and pointing out it really doesn

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