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title: Ultimate Firewall link: https://onemoretech.wordpress.com/2007/11/15/ultimate-firewall/ author: lembobro description: post_id: 608 created: 2007/11/15 03:46:45 created_gmt: 2007/11/15 03:46:45 comment_status: open post_name: ultimate-firewall status: publish post_type: post

Ultimate Firewall

Marcus Ranum is insane.

Who else would come up with something like this.

Photo courtesy of 8 bales of hay and 4 gallons of diesel fuel.

You should also check out an earlier piece that included the following instructions:

Installation Instructions

For best effect install the firewall between the CPU unit and the wall outlet. Place the jaws of the firewall across the power cord, and bear down firmly. Be sure to wear rubber gloves while installing the firewall or assign the task to a junior system manager. If the firewall is installed properly, all the lights on the CPU will turn dark and the fans will grow quiet. This indicates that the system has entered a secure state.

For Internet use install the firewall between the demarc of the T1 to the Internet. Place the jaws of the firewall across the T1 line lead, and bear down firmly. When your Internet service provider’s network operations center calls to inform you that they have lost connectivity to your site, the firewall is correctly installed.

The obligatory graphic below: