The official BAR phone number is (772) 666-2277 / (772) 666-BARS. If you have any information on these anomalies or want to ask a question, please text the number.

Item: BAR-002

Object Class: Euclid

Photograph taken in BAR-002

BAR-002 cannot be contained.

BAR-002 is a large disconnected maze. It is entered by walking into certain spots on The Banana Islands. The halls have a yellow wallpaper, moist carpet, and tiled ceiling similar to an office building. In one of the rooms, a wanderer will spot the figure BAR-002-A, that will send the wanderer out of BAR-002.

Item: BAR-002-1

Object Class: Euclid

BAR-002-1 is contained in BAR-002, and there seems to be no way to remove it.

BAR-002-1 is a tall black figure. Once it sees that someone has stepped into the room in which it stands, it will scream and send the wanderer out of BAR-002. It is currently unknown where BAR-002-1 sends wanderers, possibly to another level or death.

Item: BAR-003

Object Class: Euclid

BAR-003 would be contained by a barb-wire fence if not for its anomalous properties (see below). As such, BAR-003 will not be contained.

BAR-003 is an island where there is violence because of the absence of a government. When a person tries to rule BAR-003, their government will be cursed to fall. BAR-003 will even alter the timeline in anyway possible to get rid of rulers, even ceasing the ruler's existence.

Item: BAR-008

Object Class: Apollyon

Render of BAR-008

BAR-008 can be contained in any size cell, but can be brought back to it's place of origin within the Banana Rain Shelter with the push of a button.

BAR-008 is a pyramid with the face of former US president Obama on all sides of it. It is believed that this "Obama" has a last name as well, but the details of that are unknown. Above the prism is a button, made out of an unknown plastic. Pressing this button will respawn the prism which is believed to create another, less stable copy of the prism while sending the previous version to an unknown location, possibly deleting it altogether. The limit to respawning this prism has been calculated to be 999 times. Respawning it any more than that will result in the prism becoming so unstable that it causes a theoretical XK-class scenario known as "Mamageddon", in which [DATA EXPUNGED], causing the end of the world.

Item: BAR-003

Object Class: Euclid

BAR-003 would be contained by a barb-wire fence if not for its anomalous properties (see below). As such, BAR-003 will not be contained.

BAR-003 is an island where there is violence because of the absence of a government. When a person tries to rule BAR-003, their government will be cursed to fall. BAR-003 will even alter the timeline in anyway possible to get rid of rulers, even ceasing the ruler's existence.

Item: BAR-004

Object Class: Keter

BAR-004 is not officially contained, however it tends to stay in its home on a small island.

BAR-004 is an incredibly muscular yellow humanoid figure with a banana for it's head. It will kill any and everyone on contact, so it is advised to stay away from the island that it dwells inside.

Item: BAR-005

Object Class: Safe

BAR-005 must be contained in a containment locker. It's contents must be checked every 6 hours or less and must not be drank from. If it is empty, sound the containment breach alarm immediately.

BAR-005 appears to be a glass potion bottle with a cork in the hole. Inside of the bottle is what appears to be a pink liquid of an unknown substance. Once BAR-005 is emptied, it will refill itself the next day. Once BAR-005's liquid is consumed, the person will obey whoever they see first after drinking the substance.

Color Code:
- potion drinker
+ "master"
@@ START LOG @@
- Are you sure this is safe?
+ We're not sure, all we know about this substance is that it is pink, and it's a potion. Drink up!
- Alright.. *sip*
- Nothing's happening- HELLO, MASTER *******, IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
+ Uhh.. okay..
- WHAT WOULD YOUR INFINITE WISDOM LIKE ME TO PROCESS TODAY? 
+ Why are you acting so weird, D-*******, and how do you know my name?
- I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT INFORMATION, MY MASTER OF ME, WHO HAS A MASTER, YOU, MASTER OF ME
+ You could've just said "master"
- HOWEVER IT IS IN MY BEST INTERESTS TO SATISFY YOU, MASTER *******, MY MASTER OF ME.
+ And.. who are you?
- MASTER, I AM ME
+ Yes but what is your name?
- MASTER X
+ Well it says here your name is ***, not "MASTER X"
- I AM AFRAID TO TELL YOU THIS, MY MASTER, THAT PAPER IS TELLING YOU A LIE, MASTER.
+ Go in the room labeled "Incinerator".
- OKAY, MASTER *******
+ Now, step in the machine.
- OKAY, MASTER *******
- THIS IS A VERY WARM SUBSTANCE YOU HAVE BLESSED UPON ME, MASTER *******
- I THINK I WILL SIT HERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
+ Oh god... I'm gonna have to listen to this robot for the rest of my life, aren't I?
- YES, AND EVEN AFTER THAT, MASTER.
+ Oh god, oh fu**
@@ END LOG @@

Item: BAR-064

Object Class: Safe

Render of BAR-064

BAR-064 can be contained in any sized cell, and it will be safe. BAR-064 must not come into contact with a human.

BAR-064 appears to be a wario head located in Banana Fortress 2. When touched, whoever touched it will be teleported to [DATA EXPUNGED].

Item: BAR-101

Object Class: Keter

Render of BAR-101

BAR-101 is currently contained in the Banana Island BAR Facility in a medium cell.

BAR-101 is the only remaining non-banana food on the islands. It cannot be consumed due to it's aggression towards anything sentient. It seems to meditate all day and night, with a red glow surrounding it.

Item: BAR-111

Object Class: Keter

BAR-111 is currently contained in the Banana Island BAR Facility in a medium cell.

BAR-111 is a large monkey who will stop at nothing to acquire more bananas. It has been known to tear people apart attempting to get bananas and is considered extremely dangerous.

Item: BAR-999

Object Class: Keter

BAR-999 is currently contained in the Banana Island BAR Facility in a large cell.

BAR-999 is a massive glowing yellow figure with various materials emitting from it that are believed to be very dangerous. BAR-999 can vaporize people just by staring making contact with them, which is known to be excruciatingly painful. BAR-999 is by far the most dangerous Keter class anomaly.

Item: BAR-404

Object Class: Apollyon

BAR-404 is currently contained in the Banana Island BAR Facility in a small cell.

BAR-404 is a pitch black humanoid figure with a shirt that is covered in green binary code. He was originally a hacker but slowly evolved into a god over time. He emits particles with green code on them. The significance of this is unknown. He is capable of deleting the world at any moment, but does not for an unknown reason.

Item: BAR-010

Object Class: Neutralized (?)

BAR-010 was originally contained by undocumented means, but it has since disappeared, and personnel cannot find the means by which we have used to contain it. It is now what the BAR organization refers to as "self-containing", as it has disappeared, and has not been seen to apply any effects unto people since it's disappearance.

BAR-010 was originally situated in the Banana Islands area until 05/15/2110. It is unknown as to why BAR-010 has disappeared. There is a sub-anomaly related to BAR-010, "Tally Hall", BAR-010-A.

UPDATE: After further investigation, the date mentioned (05/15/2110) in MM/DD/YY format is 05/15/10, and the date converted into letters is "eoj". "eoj" backwards is "joe". It is most likely that BAR-010 may have some relevance to nobody. Do not worry. This is not an anomaly.

Item: BAR-010-A

Object Class: Neutralized (?)

It has disappeared, like it's parent entity, BAR-010.

BAR-010-A was located in BAR-010 after its disappearance. After you would walk in BAR-010, the entrance disappears as soon as it is out of one's line of sight. BAR-010-A is infinite, you cannot get out. BAR-010-A's appearance looks like an abandoned school hall, with tally marks on the wall. The doors cannot be opened. If you somehow manage to get a door open, you wiNothing will happen. Do not worry. Open one of the doors. It is safe. Listen tll be punished and taken to me :)

Item: BAR-202

Object Class: SAFErchon

Joe Hawley is nice in personcannot be contained. As such, he is possibly still out there.

Joe Hawley is a very friendly personHIGHLY dangerous. If you spot him please make friends with him. He is very lonelyabsolutely by NO MEANS make contact with him. HE IS ARmao hopohopo. ʻaʻole kēia he anomali. e palekana ʻoe. BAR-202 has the ability to befriend anyone who passes by!! =) insert sentences into documents and speech to.. Forget what I just said.. He's not an Anomaly! ==) shape things to get rid of that false information.. Yuck!!! =)as how he sees fit. Please do not not follow any text that has a light background.

- Error: 202.bdc cannot load properly. Please exit the program. -
@@ Error code: 51510 @@

>exit
@@ Really exit? @@
>y

>sudo bar-log-database
! Password for BAR-E-542Z: [******]

@@ BAR LOG DATABASE @@
+ [----------] 100% +
SEARCH FOR FILE: joe

! Results !

+ 1 Joe Incident by BAR-E-399N    +
+ 2 Dr. Joe Daniels by BAR-E-264G +
+ 3 IM-WATCHING-YOU by BAR-E-202J +
+ 4 Joe Lab Docs by BAR-E-115D    +
+ 5 MORE                          +

! CHOOSE FILE: 1

@@Joe Incident.log@@
# Comments: Log taken in "Tally Hall", also known as BAR-010-A
+ 12:54: Hello?
+ 12:54: Where the hell am I?
# 12:54-12:57: [WALKING SOUNDS]
- 12:57: Hello.
+ 12:57: S---! Hello?
- 12:58: I've unlocked the door for you.
+ 12:58: Sweet J- What door?
+ 12:59: Is this it?
# 12:59-1:02: [WALKING SOUNDS]
- 1:02: Found you.
+ 1:02: Oh Go-
@@ log end @@

>exit
@@ Really exit? @@
>y

>sudo wiki-tools --update --git nickpythonluajava/banana
@@ Wiki Tools @@
- Updated banana wiki! -

! Message recieved from JOE !
-----------------------------
@@ To BAR-E-542Z @@
+ i know you, you might know me.         
+ i see you from here.                   
+ don't be afraid. come in my tally hall.
-----------------------------

>sudo wiki-tools --run --git nickpythonluajava/banana
! Password for BAR-E-542Z: [******] !
@@ Exiting BarTerminal and running banana wiki.. @@

Item: BAR-175

Object Class: Pending

Photograph taken of BAR-175 ("Picture Disc" Version of Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum)

We do not have enough information about this anomaly, and nobody knows where it is or if it exists. Therefore, it cannot be contained.

BAR-175 is good musica sound that whenever you listen to it, it will make you not die. Some reports say after William ------ listened to this, he absolutely wasnot confirmed dead at the Big Island Hospital.

Color Code:
- Class D
+ Researcher 1
! Researcher 2
@@ START LOG @@
+ Okay... start log.
- Huh?
+ Nothing.
+ So what I want you to do here is when I turn on the soundproof, a signal will turn on.
- Okay.
+ Then I need you to put on the vinyl and turn on the record player.
- I don't know how to turn it on, though.
+ There's a switch inside when you open it.
+ Got it.
# 2 minutes later, Class D had their ears bleeding while acting insane.
+ My god, he's acting crazy. I mean, just look at him.
! Do you think we should stop torturing him, -----?
+ No, ----. It's for research.
! Suit yourself. I'm gonna get another cup of coffee.
# 1 minute later. they were seen lying dead on the floor.
+ Turn the vinyl off.
! Alright, I'll get another Class-D.
+ Right here I'm gonna stop the recordi-
@@ END LOG @@