Jokes section in data centers - muhamed-hassan/internal-it-unit GitHub Wiki
Catastrophic actions in 21st century:
Cloud providers as aws, gcp, azure, ... can give you a paranormal ability to have a production-deployment-syndrome to do amazing tricks as magician man in the circus:
Some of the corruption 💩 🏳️🌈 cases in software development industry globally 🌍:
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modernizing an existing system that follows
the approach of thieves 💩as below:- moving from old technologies to new technologies which is mistakenly named as this because there is nothing called old or new because you can use both of them at the time of their release. The proper name is called improvement with proper justification and what i can see in the new version for the new systems. What is done is done, no mother fucker shall touch anything because it affects its stability
- re-shape the architecture of the built software when your whore have a period issues
- may be change the programming language after 10 years of work 😂 to unjustified programming language
- do some amazing unusable unrealistic statistics formulas like machine-learning that has no meaningful name till now 🤔
- migrating the built applications from private-data-centers to cloud-data-centers 🤔
- adding or customizing existing features based on the non-sense opinions of sexy ladies at the sex-shop. why the hell there is no fucken stable end point for any project ???
- adding unjustified tools within the work-process to gain bullshit 💩 as jprofiler, prometheus, grafana, splunk, datadog, ELK stack, ...
- polishing 🍅 the unpleasant UI 💩 of the system by adding some 💩 colors that is not based on UI/UX or adding more complexity of how the user should get its service done. besides collecting unnecessary data to get the job done. Why the fuck they do not follow KISS principle for instance
- having thugs on the project who do not know how to read or write with fake graduation certificates. Just to re-cycle the fake money into the local economy
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giving tasks without legal evidence AKA there is no project-management applied to a project at all 🤔 OR
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doing MVPs just for fun to spend a lot of fake money on whore parties, which have no fucken scientific base AKA a bullshit 💩 🤡 🏳️🌈 🍾 OR
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unclear written tasks which are a waste of time, because they invent more meetings for clarification and add more complexity to their agile-shit 💩 process 🤔 OR
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why naming things using the countryside savage dogs ways => which means using an ununderstandable way of communication with others regardless of their technical level 🤔 OR
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applying SAAS theory AKA the product model ☠ 💩 🏳️🌈 🛡 ⚠ 🚫 ❌ of whores, not the correct one ✅ which is the automation of verified ✅ manual-paper-system to paperless one 🤔 OR
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storing the data and hosting the applications of the developed system outside the country that belong to it which is an illegal act ❌ that shall be punished
- turning the employees of information technology into data-entry employees which is an illegal act ❌ that is punished by execution
- trading ❌ in cloud computing certificates while there is no more fucken knowledge needed than that the taught inside the governmental universities globally, consider teaching OS at the current situation globally, then you'll have 2 paths, whether you go for linux-servers administration or windows-servers administration
- cloud-data-centers can handle multiple systems of foreign countries which is an illegal act ❌
- a country can contain multiple data-centers that belong to the illegal cloud-providers ❌
- cloud-data-centers ❌ considered
- an illegal existence for data and applications
- stealing country's energy as unjustified electricity
- stealing country's land as unjustified stolen piece of land inside the chosen country to have the cloud-data-centers of a certain cloud-provider as AWS for instance
- polluted ☠ locations on the earth via hindus creatures ☠ 💩 🏳️🌈 🛡 ⚠ 🚫 ❌ and similar thugs ☠ 💩 🏳️🌈 🛡 ⚠ 🚫 ❌
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they add zero fucken bullshit AKA no fucken value added at all. a waste of resources 🤔
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... etc
Just check the people with this mark 🤐. Then you can figure out amazing jokes from their words. Life is full of comedian things because of them.
FYI / FYA: Prophet Mohamed said since a lot of fucken years in arabic "خاطبوا الناس على قدر عقولهم" => which can be translated in action as communicating your thoughts with others in a direct simple clean level of the language. just be fucken straight.