Rollerball

Played on a slanted oval racetrack. Five players on each side, riding motorbikes and in biker armor. A metal sphere the size of a grapefruit is shot onto the track. Teams try to get it into a small chute guarded by the other side. Anything goes, and ultraviolence is expected.

Four 10 minute periods, with an intermission in the middle.

League standings based on a matrix of win/loss record and total points scored.

Teams

• Cheerful Rodent Empire Roaring Mouses A novelty team, dressing in costumes from classic CRE cartoons - but they're notably vicious, and they put on a great show.
• The Dome Demons: Owned by Nguyen Acquisitions.
• the Drift Dolphins
• the Koto City (formerly Spire) Samurai, also owned by Nguyen Acquisitions.
• the Lavigne Lightning (terminated 2374, franchise transferred to the Haiphong Howitzers: Owned by Dekyan Zhukov)
• the Outback Dropbears Because Fuck Alliteration and Fuck You Too (TM, all rights reserved)

Yes, that's the official team name, because BTS employees are contractually obligated to use full team names at all times. And nobody wants to re-negotiate all those contracts.

Owned by Vladimir ("Vlad The Impala") Thompson, three-time Great Hunt Grand Champion, unofficial "Mayor" of the Outback, and ultimate-grade troll.

• the Shimizu (now Sprawl) Shoguns
• the Spire Samurai: Owned by Nguyen Acquisitions.

Year 303 Season Rankings

• Dome Demons 8/12
• Drift Dolphins 14/6
• Haiphong Howizers 4/16
• Koto City Commandos 11/9
• Outback Drobpears 16/4
• Sprawl Shoguns 2/18
• Spire Samurai 18/20