Mail Theft is Shitty - feralcoder/shared GitHub Wiki

Working on an artistic expression of vigilante justice. ...more to come...

Leave a box under the front bench, enticing theft, with decoy label...

"MessDrip! Defying Expectations!" with wavy / concentric mind-bending black lines, spray candy colors over printed label to make it look commercial. Text: "headphones, desk amps, car tube amps, steak knives, pocket knives, "japanese" "swords", glass toys, oh my fucking god giant hornets!, NASA-certified personal lubricants, life-sized dolls, programmable friends..." Provide one of those.

Another: "Gunther's Gunshow Grab Bag. Get outta my sights. Grease, parts, supplies, bacon flavored cleaning products..." Mix bottle of liquid smoke with cat shit to hide smell, mix around inside box with packing peanuts, provide convincing "BBQ Sauce" bottle. Put other small jangly things in box to dig after. In the dark, they'll get that shit all over themselves before they figure out they're not ready for grilling.

Another: "All One!" label, like Bronner's, but: "Cat! Shit!" Lots of graphics and design, hard to read by thief... Long list of horrible cat food ingredients, last "*less than 20% organic material from creature harvest from disposal sites. !NO TOXIC! cleanup creature tissue* used in this product! *98%-toxicity-remediated animal product dynamically soured from post-toxic tissue streams." Box full of packing peanuts coated in cat shit. "All One! Post Processed!"