Science is a vital aspect that is used to explain natural phenomenons when people do not believe in religion. Present since humans started thinking, science is now used to explain why we fall when we jump, what the world is composed of and how we are sentient. RHHS science has gained an interesting reputation, backed by its enthusiastically eccentric staff. Most students endure TLAP, dangerous labs, and dissections that churn the insides of any student.

Moves

Attack moves

Electrocute Paperclip

Sticking a paperclip in a socket is never a good idea. The high voltage from an active outlet is more than enough to kill someone that is not thinking properly. They become stunned and can go into cardiac arrests as their sinoatrial node functions improperly.

Description: You could have burned down the portable!

Effect

• Base power: 120
• Accuracy: 70%
• PP: 10
• 70% chance to stun the player

Splash Acid

A chemical substance that neutralizes alkalis, dissolves some metals, and turns litmus red; typically, a corrosive or sour-tasting liquid of this kind. Generally speaking, acids produce H+ ions when dissolved in water, but are now more recognized as a compound that accepts electron pairs.

Description: Please do not drink the acid when it is spilled. You will not hallucinate, you will die.

Effect

• Base power: 80
• Accuracy: 100%
• PP: 10
• 10% chance to poison the opponent

Effect

Teach Stoichiometry

Chemistry is just grade 4 math with ratios and having some equations next to each other and multiplying some random numbers together until you get a correct answer. You kinda just play around, sleep around and fail the test somehow.

Description: Why did I just fail this unit.

Effect

• Halves the intelligence of the opponent
• Puts the opponent to sleep

Description: Why did I just fail this unit.

Effect

• Halves the intelligence of the opponent
• Puts the opponent to sleep

TLAP

Short for "Think Like a Physicist", TLAP is an integral aspect of the physics course at RHHS. TLAP is dreaded by all students taking physics and is rightfully so. Despite this, TLAP is probably useful somewhere in life

Description: What is the point of TLAP, honestly.

Effect

• Doubles the intelligence of a user
• PP: 10

Intelligence

Chemistry Pun

Chemistry is a science where puns are aplenty. Many puns can be derived from the names of elements, and the general lack of willingness to live.

Description: Oh chemistree, oh chemistree.

Effect

• Base power: 40
• Accuracy: 100%
• PP: 15

Status

Dissect Frog

Dissections are an important aspect of biology and learning internal systems of organisms. However, because of the fact that the organisms have been preserved in a nasty liquid, it will make anyone sick. It smells gross, looks gross, and makes you feel gross. There is no point in taking biology because you learn everything you need to know about biology in computer science courses anyway.

Description: Where is the duodenum in a fish I regret taking this course.

Effect

• Poisons the opponent
• Accuracy: 90%
• PP: 15

Intelligence

Titration

Titration, in theory, is mixing two solutions and having some equations next to each other and multiplying some random numbers together until you get a correct answer. You kinda just play around with an expensive piece of glass, and hope that you don't overshoot the titrant. Usually, you should be working with dilute solutions but if you are dumb, 18M HCl isn't that bad.

Description: Crap I used the wrong significant figures in my calculations and now my numbers are all wrong.

Effect

• Base power: 70
• PP: 15
• Accuracy = 100%
• 30% chance to poison the opponent