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There were days when the world was a formless ember in a sea of timeless cloud and chaos; days of holy ash and hellish light; days when the thought of Man was but a passing glimmer in the gazing eye of a capricious God and Creator.

SmuG was formed way, way, after those days. And as much as Nixa would like to believe it, he is not a God. Or a Creator. Except, perhaps, of SmuG. Which he was. Partially.

SmuG was formed on August 16, around Midnight (GMT -5:00). DragonMaster45 and Nixa were hanging out in a random lobby (clothes were on; holy crap, don't even joke about that) and Nixa mentioned that he wanted to form a clan that was skill based. Steven and Isaac of [LolSquad] had agreed; however, they also wished for a sweet name to be a requisite.

The founding group congregated like Baptists in a random passworded battle and brainstormed clan name ideas. DragonMaster45 suggested SAD (Shrimp And Lobster), only to realize his backcronym didn't fit. Steven, ever the satirist, suggested SmugG - Smug Goat. DragonMaster45 than suggested SmuG, for added brevity and visual appeal.

It went something like that, in any case. The SAD chapter is certianly true.

Nixa quickly invited ninjak and Silence into the fold, and so SmuG took the form it has today. It seeks to make a name for itself. It seeks - to have lesbainz. Groupies too! One day, perhaps. One can always dream...

<editor's note : Add yourself, people!>

• DragonMaster45 (Retired): Occasionally he wears the [SWS] tags when he is doing Star Wars Spring stuff. He actively pursues females in the real world and fails miserably. Accordingly, he hopes to be a Spring Pimp so the ladies can come to him, instead of the other way around. He plans not to use mace as much.

• Nixa(Retired): While considered a God amongst mortal men, he spends most of his time sleeping... His spare time involves studying for a BE ( study? what's this word :o ) while trying to annoy day as much as possible for 1v1's. In reality, Nixa is a blatent noob who will most likely be beaten by some randoms newbs in 5 minutes.

Nixa will write another bio for you SmuG fans when he is not experiencing a fit of Parkinson's. O NOES!!!!

• Isaac: Gator spam kekekekekeke ^_^#

• Steven: Sucks

• Am0kk: Wins too much >:(

• jackalope: my atlas put gater in ur base

• Silent(Retired)

SmuG seeks - to - conquer - the entirety - of - the - BATHROOM. Because we smell bad, and the lesbainz don't like that very much. Unless they like kinky stuff; in which case, they're more expensive. DragonMaster45 needs to get a job, then we'll be able to afford them better.

We also seek to make a name for ourselves and glorify the name of the Smug Goat who is our namesake and founder in spirit. Insider's Note: We tried to pet him, but he kept eating our sleeves. D{=

And lo, the Smug Goats went out and pwned many, noob and vet alike. But their leetness was frowned upon, and their boasting became tiresome. A new precept was declared by the Lord Goat-Tender Nixa: DO NOT BE DICKS. And the Goats were much more cuddly after that. Except to jerks, whom they still destroyed with expected ferocity and bleat.

And the Smug Goats continued carving their facades into the great Tablet of Spring history, and many awe-inspiring victories were achieved through practice and skill. A select few of them, those most appealing to the Great Goat were such:

• The slaying of three WarCs by Dragon45 in a stacked game on DigSite;

• The slaying of two XHCs by Nixa and Dragon45 on Green Comet;

• The annihilation of three XHCs by Dragon45 in a stacked game on NightScape, using tactics so effective that he was subsequently banned from all XHC games;

• And the ultimate victory; the crushing of the legend PRO_rAndy by Nixa in a match so epic that it shall remain a powerful lesson in tactics, aggression, expansion, and surprise.

And many bleats were pleasurably bleated by the Great Bleatiest of All Bleaters, the Great Smug Goat himself, and he continued masticating shirt-sleeves.

Contained herein are the wise words of the followers of the Goat.

• If you make too many slices of toast they will be cold before you finish buttering them. Getting too greedy means you have to eat cold toast :( August 25, 2006

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