Quips go here:

• Let me give you my card!
• Now in color!
• Mathematical!
• It's your turn, to roll!
• This is why we can't have nice things.
• Get your quip on!
• It's time to b-b-b-b-battle! (honestly we could probably do duel)
• Go! Green Nose Purple Wyvern!
• Believe in the heart of the cards!
• Untap! Upkeep! Draw!
• Pocachu! I choose you!
• Now with 20% less fat!
• Deck-building, an essential part of a balanced breakfast!
• The best time to wear a striped sweater, is when you dungeon crawl~
• Take the cannoli!
• Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
• You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretszky - Michael Scott
• “The FitnessGram™ PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
• Dude! Where's my car?
• Bees make honey!
• Time to (net)work! (i dont get this one)
• Cardificer? I hardly know her!