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THE INVASION OF THE LOST ARMY IS GREATLY DAMAGING ALL NETHERWORLD ECONOMIES. REPORTS SHOW THAT SMALLER NETHERWORLDS ARE FACING FOOD SHORTAGES.
ACCORDING TO EXPERTS, OVER 30％ OF ALL NETHERWORLDS ARE NOW UNDER THE LOST’S CONTROL. OTHER NETHERWORLDS WILL NEED TO TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION.
THE OVERLORD OF NEXTREME DECLARED AN ALLIANCE WITH SEVERAL OTHER NETHERWORLDS TO OPPOSE THE LOST. IT’S BELIEVED THE SURROUNDING NETHERWORLDS WILL ALSO UNITE WITH THEM.
ANGUISH ILLUSION AND MISERABLE CORPSE HAVE JOINED THE ALLIANCE REVOLVING AROUND NEXTREME. THE ALLIANCE IS WORKING HARD TO RECRUIT OTHER FAMOUS NETHERWORLDS.
A BOUNTY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE OVERLORD OF SCORCHING FLAME, RED MAGNUS. DEAD OR ALIVE. -THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY
INVASIONS OF THE LOST ARE SPREADING RAPIDLY. A LOT OF ATTENTION HAS FALLEN ON THE GRANDER NETHERWORLDS, SUCH AS DRAGON FANG, ROARING RAMPANT, AND BRUTALL BEAST, FOR THEIR REACTION.
[BREAKING NEWS] NEW EXTREMITY, ANGUISH ILLUSION, AND MISERABLE CORPSE HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY THE LOST. MORE THAN HALF OF THEIR POPULATIONS HAVE BECOME VICTIMS.
THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY HAS REPORTED THE LOST CONTROL OVER 2/3 OF THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS. ACCORDING TO EXPERTS, NO OVERLORD HAS CONTROLLED THIS MUCH TERRITORY IN RECORDED HISTORY.
CONFLICTS ARE BREAKING OUT BETWEEN REFUGEES THAT LEFT THEIR HOMEWORLDS TO AVOID THE LOST AND THE CITIZENS OF THE NETHERWORLDS THEY’RE FLEEING TO. IT’S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
THE OVERLORD OF SPIRIT INTERMENT, GEESE, HAS PASSED AWAY. THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY RELEASED THIS STATEMENT, “SPIRIT INTERMENT, INVASION COMPLETE.”
A BOUNTY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE SUCCESSOR OF TOTO BUNNY, USALIA. DEAD OR ALIVE. -THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY
A REBEL-LIKE ORGANIZATION HAS RISEN TO OPPOSE THE LOST. THEIR FORCES MAY BE SMALL, BUT THEY HAVE FAMOUS OVERLORDS, LIKE SERAPHINA FROM GORGEOUS AND RED MAGNUS FROM SCORCHING FLAME.
THE OVERLORD OF THE FAMOUS RESORT NETHERWORLD, POISONDISE, SHOWS ENTHUSIASM AGAINST THE LOST INVASION BY COMMENTING, “HEHEHE, I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ELIMINATE THE LOST.”
I’VE COMPLETELY SEALED THIS POCKET NETHERWORLD! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. IT’S PROBABLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A THIEF!
THERE WAS AN INCIDENT WHERE ALL PRODUCTS AT THE ROSEN QUEEN CO. WERE SWITCHED TO THIMBLES. AFTER SOME CONFUSION, THE STORE HAS CORRECTED ITS INVENTORY AND IS NOW OPEN AS USUAL.
THERE WAS AN INCIDENT OF SOMEONE PRESENTING THE TOPIC, FIST WEAPONS ONLY, TO THE DARK ASSEMBLY. WITH THE PROXIMITY OF THE ROSEN QUEEN INCIDENT, IT’S BELIEVED TO BE THE SAME PERSON.
THERE WAS AN INCIDENT OF SARDINES GOING MISSING. AT FIRST, IT WAS SUSPECTED TO BE THE FIST WEAPON CULPRIT, BUT WAS FOUND TO BE DONE BY A PRINNY WHO WAS THEN BLOWN UP BY SERAPHINA.
THE RESORT NETHERWORLD, POISONDISE, HAS REOPENED FOR BUSINESS. ALSO, OVERLORD HEDLER IS GENEROUSLY GOING TO SUPPORT THE REBEL ARMY.
FOOTAGE OF A BATTLE ROYALE BETWEEN OVERLORDS CAPTURED BY THE LOST HAS BEEN RELEASED TO THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS. EXPERTS PREDICT MORE NETHERWORLDS WILL FALL AFTER THIS.
[WARNING] HIGH-LEVEL SECURITY ALERT! SOMEONE HAS INVADED THE POCKET NETHERWORLD. PLEASE NOTIFY THE CLOSEST PRINNY IF YOU SEE ANYONE SUSPICIOUS.
THE INTRUDER, A YELLOW PRINNY, HAS STOLEN THE SARDINE CURRY FROM THE POCKET NETHERWORLD AND ESCAPED. SUSPECT IS CURRENTLY BEING PURSUED.
A GRANDER NETHERWORLD, ROARING RAMPANT, HAS FALLEN TO THE LOST ARMY. EXPERTS CRITICIZE THEM, SAYING THIS WAS THE RESULT OF THEM ACTING ARBITRARILY WITHOUT PLANNING AHEAD.
REPORTS INDICATE THE SUCCESSOR OF TOTO BUNNY, USALIA, HAS JOINED THE REBEL ARMY. USALIA’S HOMEWORLD HAS ALREADY BEEN DESTROYED BY THE LOST ARMY, AND IS PLANNING TO REBUILD.
SCORCHING FLAME HAS BEEN DESTROYED. THE OVERLORD OF SCORCHING FLAME, RED MAGNUS, IS CURRENTLY IN THE REBEL ARMY, AND IS WORKING HARD TO PUT AN END TO THE LOST ARMY.
THE LOST ARMY HAS STARTED INVADING ONE OF THE GRANDER NETHERWORLDS, DRAGON FANG. THERE ARE INTENSE BATTLES GOING ON BETWEEN THE WARRIORS OF DRAGON FANG AND THE LOST ARMY.
[BREAKING NEWS] ONE OF THE GRANDER NETHERWORLDS, DRAGON FANG, HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE LOST ARMY. DRAGON FANG IS NOW TAKING THE SAME PATH AS THE REBEL ARMY.
BRUTALL BEAST, LED BY OVERLORD GRAND GRADRIUS VI, LAUNCHED AN INVASION OF VOID DARK’S NETHERWORLD, DARK DEMISE. EXPERTS BELIEVE THIS MAY BRING AN END TO THE DEMON EMPEROR’S REIGN.
DUE TO AN INVASION BY THE LOST, EXPLOCUTION HAS BEEN DESTROYED. THE DAMAGE TO THE NETHERWORLDS IS NOT YET KNOWN, BUT THE NUMBER OF VICTIMS IS ESTIMATED TO BE MORE THAN 100,000,000.
THE FORMER OVERLORD OF GORGEOUS HAS BEGUN MAJOR CONSTRUCTION. HE RELEASED A STATEMENT THAT HE WILL BE “HIRING PEOPLE REGULARLY” AND EXTENDED RECRUITMENT TO ALL NETHERWORLDS.
THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY HAS REPORTED THE LOST CONTROL OVER 70％ OF THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS. THE ODDS OF THE DEMON EMPEROR TAKING OVER THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS HAS INCREASED GREATLY.
WE RECEIVED A REPORT THAT DEMON EMPEROR VOID DARK AND THE OVERLORD OF BRUTALL BEAST, GRAND GRADRIUS VI, ARE ENGAGED IN COMBAT. LET’S WISH FOR OVERLORD GRAND GRADRIUS VI’S VICTORY.
[ANNOUNCEMENT] THE BIGGEST KNOWN OVERLORD IN THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS, GRAND GRADRIUS VI OF BRUTALL BEAST, HAS BEEN ANNIHILATED.
RUMORS OF THE REBEL ARMY ARE SPREADING THROUGHOUT THE NETHERWORLDS, LEADING CERTAIN NETHERWORLDS TO REBEL AGAINST THE LOST.
[BREAKING NEWS] MAGICAL SPEARS ARE CURRENTLY FLYING EVERYWHERE. EVERYONE PLEASE STAY CALM AND BE AWARE.
[BREAKING NEWS] EXPLOCUTION HAS FALLEN TO THE LOST ARMY. NOW THE ENTIRE REGION OF EXPLOCUTION IS UNDER THE LOST’S CONTROL.
TO: CHRISTO. I’M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL♪THE MAGICAL SPEAR THAT LANDED IN SCORCHING FLAME WAS DESTROYED BY THE REBEL ARMY. AND THE CITIZENS OF SCORCHING FLAME, WHO WERE OBEYING THE LOST, ARE SHOWING SIGNS OF REBELLION.
FOLLOWING ROARING RAMPANT, BRUTALL BEAST HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE LOST. THE FALL OF 2 GRANDER NETHERWORLDS TO THE LOST HAS BROUGHT DESPAIR TO THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS.
MAGICAL SPEARS RELEASED BY DEMON EMPEROR VOID DARK HAVE DESTROYED SEVERAL NETHERWORLDS. SOME NETHERWORLDS ARE IN A PANIC AS CITIZENS TRY TO ESCAPE.
DEMONS WHO LOST THEIR HOMES DUE TO THE MAGICAL SPEARS HAVE DRIFTED TO OTHER NETHERWORLDS, CAUSING TROUBLES. YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOURSELF.
CERTAIN NETHERWORLDS HAVE OBJECTED TO CELESTIA’S PLAN TO LAUNCH THE ANTI-NETHERWORLD ANNIHILATION WEAPON, ARMAGEDDON. THESE NETHERWORLDS HAVE WARNED THEIR CITIZENS.
CELESTIA HAS DECLARED THE CANCELLATION OF THE LAUNCH OF THE ANTI-NETHERWORLD ANNIHILATION WEAPON, ARMAGEDDON. THE NETHERWORLDS THAT OBJECTED TO ITS LAUNCH SAID, “TOLD YOU SO.”
THE SUCCESSOR OF TOTO BUNNY, USALIA, HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE RESTORATION OF TOTO BUNNY HAS BEGUN. THEY WILL WELCOME ANY IMMIGRANTS WITH CITIZENSHIP.
NETHERWORLD REBELLIONS ARE STILL GOING STRONG. THE TACTICIAN OF THE REBEL ARMY, CHRISTO, HAPPILY SAID, “AS OF NOW, THE LOST ARMY AND THE REBEL ARMY ARE ABOUT EVEN IN NUMBERS.”
[BREAKING NEWS] THE ELITE SQUAD OF THE LOST ARMY HAS BEGUN AN INVASION OF FORTRESS DE GAULLE. OVERLORD BRAVE IS READY TO OFFER RESISTANCE TILL THE BITTER END.
DUE TO THE INTENSE INVASION OF THE LOST ARMY, FORTRESS DE GAULLE HAS FALLEN. THE GRUESOME EVENTS HAVE LOWERED THE MORALE OF THE REBELLION.
THE REBEL ARMY IS OUT TO DESTROY THE MAGICAL SPEAR IN FLOWERFUL. AFTER DESTROYING THE SPEARS IN SCORCHING FLAME AND TOTO BUNNY, THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLDS HAVE THEIR EYES ON THEM.
INVASIONS OF THE LOST ARMY HAVE BEEN DELAYED, AND MANY NETHERWORLDS ARE STARTING TO TAKE ACTION. CERTAIN NETHERWORLDS HAVE FORMED ALLIANCES AND PLAN TO ATTACK THE LOST ARMY.
THE FORMER OVERLORD OF THE RICHEST NETHERWORLD IN ALL THE THREE WORLDS, GORGEOUS, ANNOUNCED THEIR BANKRUPTCY. THE CURRENT OVERLORD, SERAPHINA, TAKES OVER TO REBUILD THE ECONOMY.
IN CERTAIN NETHERWORLDS, ATTACKS BY THE LOST ARMY HAVE INTENSIFIED. THESE ACTIONS ARE INFLUENCED BY THE REBEL ARMY, AND THE REBEL ARMY HAS BECOME THE SYMBOL OF REBELLION.
[BREAKING NEWS] THE MAIN FORCE OF THE REBEL ARMY HAS BEGUN THEIR INVASION OF DARK DEMISE. THEY ARE CURRENTLY ATTACKING VOID DARK’S CASTLE.
WITH THE REBEL ARMY ATTACKING DARK DEMISE, REBELLIONS AGAINST THE LOST ARMY ARE GOING ON THROUGHOUT THE NETHERWORLDS. INTENSE BATTLES ARE HAPPENING IN ALL NETHERWORLDS.
OVERLORD USALIA HAS ANNOUNCED THE RESTORATION OF TOTO BUNNY HAS BEEN COMPLETED. TOTO BUNNY WAS INVOLVED IN MANY LOST ARMY ACTIVITIES, BUT NOW SEEMS TO HAVE SETTLED.
SERAPHINA IS SEEKING COMPENSATION FROM ULTIMATE DEMON TECHNIQUE MASTER, ZEROKEN, FOR TRESPASSING INTO HER POCKET NETHERWORLD. SERAPHINA SAID, “AS ALLIES, WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS.”
THE NETHER RESEARCH SQUAD FOUND A MYSTERIOUS NETHERWORLD. THE LEADER OF THE SQUAD, TAZIO, REQUESTED THAT THE FORMER REBEL ARMY INVESTIGATE. THE FORMER REBEL ARMY IS ON THEIR WAY.
[ANNOUNCEMENT] THERE HAS BEEN A “VOID DARK” SIGHTING IN SOME NETHERWORLD. AS HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, CITIZENS HAVE BEEN SHAKING IN FEAR, HAVING COUNTLESS SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.
TODAY IS PRINNY DAY, DOOD! WE’RE THE IN CHARGE TODAY! HAVE FUN, DOOD!
THE BEST SELECTION OF PRODUCTS AT THE BEST PRICES IN ALL THE NETHERWORLDS. YOU’LL DEFINITELY FIND WHAT YOU WANT. -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
COME FORTH, ADVENTURERS! THE RESEARCH SQUAD IS LOOKING FOR MEMBERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR EXPEDITIONS INTO THE UNKNOWN. LUNCH PROVIDED. -NETHER RESEARCH SQUAD
IT’S ALL UP TO YOU, MEOW! WE’LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR MAP FULL OF ORIGINALITY! -MAP EDIT SHOP
I’LL PAINT THIS POCKET NETHERWORLD YOUR COLORS♪ -NETHERWORLD EDIT SHOP
SUCH MEMORABLE FILMS… WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK BACK ON THE NEXT FRAGMENT? -MEMORY SHOP
A BOOK COMPILATION OF YOUR ADVENTURE. THE DATA SHOP WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR NETHERWORLD LIFESTYLE. -DATA SHOP
CHEATING? UNFAIR? THOSE ARE COMPLEMENTS! USE WHATEVER YOU CAN! -CHEAT SHOP
WE’LL SHOW YOU THE SECRET OF ALCHEMY! PLEASE COME ANYTIME. -ALCHEMIST
UM, THE INNOCENTS… HMHM, THAT’S A SECRET￥ -INNOCENT SHOP
THERE ARE ALREADY RUMORS IN THE CHARA WORLD ABOUT MULTIPLE LOOK-ALIKES. IF YOU’RE INTERESTED, WHY DON’T YOU HEAD TO THE CHARA WORLD?
HAVING FUN WHILE YOU’RE GETTING STRONGER IS THE BEST! WE GRANT YOU THAT WISH. JUST SHOW UP! -CHARA WORLDER
HEY YO! HAVE YOU BEEN GOING TO THE ITEM WORLD? COME VISIT US! PR “ITEM WORLD SHOP”
YOUR TROUBLES WILL BE COMPLETELY RESOLVED☆ -QUEST SHOP
PLEASE COME HELP US OUT!!! -SQUAD SHOP
PASS THE UNREASONABLE, AND THE REASONABLE. -DARK ASSEMBLY
THE PLEASURE OF HOLDING DOWN YOUR OPPONENT. OUR MENTORS WILL TEACH YOU STRICTLY. -INTERROGATION ROOM
A DELICIOUS CURRY SHOP IS NOW OPEN, PLIP! PLEASE COME BY. -CURRY SHOP
CUTE INNOCENTS ARE WAITING FOR YOU♪ -INNOCENT SHOP
OH YEAH, LET’S GO TO A DIFFERENT NETHERWORLD, DOOD. -DIMENSION PRINNY
IS ANYONE INJURED? I’LL BE WAITING WITH A PRESENT￥ -NETHERWORLD HOSPITAL
LEAVE IT TO US WHEN IT COMES TO SPECIAL ABILITIES AND EVILITIES. WE’LL SUPPORT YOU! -SKILL SHOP
THERE IS ONE UNIT THAT CAN’T BE RECRUITED BY MONEY. RECRUIT UNITS AT THE RECRUITER. -RECRUITER
NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT. YOU’LL BE THE ONE TO STAMP OUT THE FEAR OF THE LOST! -REBEL ARMY
YOU ARE GOING TO SAVE THE NETHERWORLDS. THE REBEL ARMY IS CONSTANTLY RECRUITING NEW MEMBERS! -REBEL ARMY
AN HONORABLE RANK IS WAITING FOR YOU. LORD VOID DARK’S SECRETARY IS ALWAYS RECRUITING! -THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY
OBEY. OR DIE. YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT. THE LOST ARMY PUBLICITY
A NETHERWORLD IN YOUR POCKET. WE’LL PROVIDE YOUR FAVORITE NETHERWORLD AT A REASONABLE PRICE. NOW YOU CAN BE AN OVERLORD! -THE POCKET NETHERWORLD CORPORATION
THE POPULAR MEATOPIA CHOCOLATE BAR NOW COMES IN A NEW FLAVOR, DRAGON SALIVA! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
“EVERYONE CRIED!” CODE PRINNY: THE RED SCARF OF PROMISE HAS BEEN SIGNED FOR A RECORD-BREAKING RUN IN THE THEATERS! -NETHERWORLD FILMS
ALL THE SUPER FAMOUS DEMONS CAN BE IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND! GRASP VICTORY WITH THE DREAM TEAM! -DEMON COLLECTOR
THIS WILL KEEP YOU UP FROM MORNING TILL DARK! A HIGHLY CONCENTRATED LIQUID, EXTRACTED FROM A VIPER, VIPER EXTRACT! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
THE SUCCUBUS GIRLS HAVE RELEASED A NEW CD! FOR EVERY 100 CDS YOU BUY, YOU GET A BONUS ITEM! PLEASE HURRY IF YOU’RE BUYING MULTIPLE COPIES! -ONI RECORDS
WE PROMISE YOU SLEEP THAT YOU’LL NEVER WAKE FROM! THE SUPER LOW RESISTANCE PILLOW, DEATH PILLOW, IS NOW ON SALE! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
A SLIME JELLY THAT PURELY EMPHASIZES ITS OWN FLAVOR AND TEXTURE HAS SHIPPED OVER TWO HUNDRED BILLION ITEMS! VERY JUICY! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
A SHAMPOO THAT’S POPULAR WITH LADY DEMONS, DEATHTINE EXTRA OVERKILL, HAS BEEN RESTOCKED. -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
WITH THIS, THAT GIRL YOU LIKE WILL BE YOURS!? THE LONG-WAITED ERYNGI PHEROMONE PERFUME, FRAGRANCE MUSHROOM, IS NOW ON SALE! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR LIFE BEHIND AND RELAX FOR A MOMENT? A BUBBLING POISONOUS BEACH IS WAITING FOR YOU. -POISONDISE TOURISM BUREAU
BLOOD-PUMPING EXCITEMENT THAT TENSES YOUR MUSCLES AWAITS! IT COULD BE YOU WHO IS SUPER FIGHTING! -SCORCHING FLAME TOURISM BUREAU
WHAT IS POWER…? POWER IS MONEY! THE RICHEST NETHERWORLD WILL OVERWHELM YOU. GORGEOUS, A PLACE BEYOND THE THREE WORLDS. -GORGEOUS TOURISM BUREAU
WHITE SNOW THAT PILES HIGH. THE SOFT LIGHT OF THE SUN. WE PROMISE A QUIET DAY FOR YOU. -ICIC-HELL TOURISM BUREAU
CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALL AS THE ORCHESTRA ECHOES… COMES FORGET YOUR MUNDANE LIFE IN THE NETHERWORLD THAT NEVER SLEEPS, DRAGON FANG. -DRAGON FANG TOURISM BUREAU
REAL GOURMETS GATHER HERE. THE RESTAURANT WILL CONSTANTLY BE SERVING SPICY FOOD AND BE WAITING FOR YOU! -HELL FIRE TOURISM BUREAU
SPIRIT INTERMENT, THE LARGEST EXECUTION SITE! GREAT FOR THOSE WHO WANT A PLEASANT BREEZE AND TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. ALL SPIRITS’ FINAL DESTINATION. -SPIRIT INTERMENT TOURISM BUREAU
LOOKS LIKE THE LIEZE FLOWER IS SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS YEAR, TOO. THE NETHERWORLD WHERE FLOWERS STAY IN BLOOM, FLOWERFUL. -FLOWERFUL TOURISM BUREAU
THE DELICIOUS YELLOW PRINNY BRAND CARROT COMES FROM THE GREATEST PRODUCE CENTER, TOTO BUNNY. PLEASE HAVE SOME HEALTHY VEGETABLES ON YOUR DAYS OFF! -TOTO BUNNY TOURISM BUREAU
SCORCHING FLAME HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO HOLD THE ALL-NETHERWORLD MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT WHICH IS HELD EVERY 400 YEARS. IT’S BEEN 5,600 YEARS SINCE SCORCHING FLAME LAST HELD THIS EVENT.
THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR’S BUZZWORD OF THE YEAR CONTEST IS “ASS KICKING”! NOW LET’S GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AN ASS KICKING!
SUCCUN THE SUCCUBUS HAS BEEN SUED FOR MARRIAGE FRAUD. HER RESPONSE WHEN QUESTIONED WAS, “DOESN’T LOVE MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND?”
SUCCUN THE SUCCUBUS, WHO WAS CONVICTED OF MARRIAGE FRAUD, BECOME FAMOUS FOR SAYING, “DOESN’T LOVE MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND?” HER VICTIMS HAVE ASKED TO REDUCE HER SENTENCE.
A PIECE OF GUM THAT SUCCUN THE SUCCUBUS CHEWED HAS BEEN AUCTIONED OFF FOR A HIGH PRICE. THE WINNING BID WAS 1,000,000,000,000 HL. EVERYONE, PLEASE SPEND YOUR MONEY WISELY.
SENATOR RYU THE MINOTAUR HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE REGARDING HIS ALLIANCE WITH CELESTIA. AT THE CONFERENCE, RYU SAID, “I JUST WANTED TO SAVE THE NETHERWORLDS,” WHILE SHEDDING TEARS.
DEMONS WHO COLLECT THE FAMOUS CARD GAME, DEVICOLE (SHORT FOR DEVIL COLLECTOR) IS NOW POPULAR! ACCORDING TO THE CREATORS, THE MOST POPULAR CARD IS GOLDION, THE GREAT DEMON FIST.
AIAS THE FAMOUS KNIGHT WHO IS KNOWN FOR HIS ABSOLUTE DEFENSE HAS BEEN SCAMMED. AIAS SAID AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE THAT HIS “GUARD WAS DOWN.”
A PRESS CONFERENCE WAS HELD REGARDING THE CASE OF THE A CERTAIN SENATOR DISRESPECTING PLEINAIR BY NOT ADDRESSING HER AS “MISS.” AT THE CONFERENCE, SEVERAL SENATORS ADMONISHED HIM.
ACCORDING TO THE INVESTIGATION, “BIRTH OF FISHES,” WHICH TOOK PLACE IN THE SANZU RIVER, THE LEVEL FISH IN THAT RIVER ARE DECREASING. THE MAIN CAUSE IS BEARS HAVE BEEN EATING THEM.
GOOD NEWS FOR THE FIGHTER AIRCRAFT PRODUCTION FACTORY. ORDERS OF FIGHTER PLANES HAVE INCREASED DRAMATICALLY THANKS TO THE POPULARITY OF THE FILM, TOP SHOT.
THERE HAS AN INCIDENT WHERE THE KIKU, FROM THE CORPSE IDOL GROUP “LOVE ME TO THE BONES,” HAS BEEN ASSAULTED. HER MANAGER EXPLAINS THAT PART OF KIKU’S BODY HAS BEEN STOLEN.
CASES OF BODY PARTS BEING STOLEN ARE ON THE RISE. EXPERTS WARN, “CURRENTLY, ALL OF THE VICTIMS HAVE BEEN CORPSES, BUT IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL A NON-CORPSE IS A VICTIM.”
THE SUSPECT IN THE BODY PART ROBBERIES HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS SAKI, A MEMBER OF THE SAME IDOL GROUP AS KIKU, LOVE ME TO THE BONES. SAKI SAID, “I WANTED TO STAY BEAUTIFUL FOREVER.”
THE OCCUPIED MOVEMENT WAS TAKEN UP BY PRINNIES IN FRONT OF THE DARK ASSEMBLY FOR A PRINNY DAY BILL. IT ENDED PREMATURELY WHEN A PRINNY FELL AND CAUSED A CHAIN REACTION EXPLOSION.
THE FAMOUS WRESTLER, DYSON’S NEKOMATA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. DYSON HAS RELEASED SECURITY FOOTAGE OF THE CRIME SHOWING THREE SUSPECTS, ALL OF WHOM SEEM VERY INTOXICATED.
CHIMERAS HAVE RANKED FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE ANNUAL PRINNY REINCARNATION CLASS SELECTION LIST. LAST YEAR’S TREND OF WANTING TO LONG AND FULL LIVES CLEARLY INFLUENCED THE RESULTS.
THE NETHER LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM, PRINNIES, ARE CONTINUING THEIR WINNING STREAK FROM LAST YEAR. TEAMS ARE PURPOSELY HITTING THEM WITH PITCHES FOR FUN. EVERY GAME HAS FIREWORKS!
HANNAH THE ZOMBIE HAS LOST SOMETHING. THERE IS A REWARD FOR WHOEVER FINDS IT. BY THE WAY, THE ITEM SHE LOST IS HER LEFT ARM.
MUSHROOM SEASON IS UPON US. AROUND THIS TIME EACH YEAR, FOR SOME ODD REASON, ERYNGIS OFTEN GO MISSING, SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
THE TREND OF PARENTS NOT BEING ABLE TO LET GO OF THEIR CHILDREN IS ON THE RISE. MOTHERS SAY IT’S TOO DANGEROUS TO LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN ALONE, SO THEY HIDE IN THEIR CHILD’S LANTERN.
CATFIGHT! SLUMBER CAT VS. NEKOMATA! THIS IS THE 299TH ANNUAL BATTLE TO DETERMINE WHICH CAT IS SUPERIOR. THE CONTEST IS ALWAYS TIGHT, SINCE THE AUDIENCE SAYS, “THEY’RE BOTH CUTE!”
A PARADISE CAFE OF MAIDS AND ZOMBIES HAS BEEN THE TALK OF THE NETHERWORLDS! MANY CUSTOMERS COME TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR FAMOUS DESSERTS, STRAWBERRY LOLI AND DEAD CAKE.
A DIETARY SUPPLEMENT INVENTED BY A PROFESSOR HAS BEEN VERY POPULAR AMONG WOMEN. ITS EFFECTS ARE RANDOM, AND MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS, BUT IT’S GRABBED WOMEN’S ATTENTION.
PROFESSIONAL THIEVES ARE KNOWN FOR EVEN STEALING OPPONENTS’ HEARTS. CRAZY FANS ARE PURPOSELY LEAVING THEMSELVES OPEN JUST SO THEY CAN SAY, “THEY STOLE SOMETHING PRECIOUS FROM ME.”
THE NETHERWORLD BEAUTY WING CONTEST IS COMING UP. COLOR, SHAPE, FLAPPING…THERE ARE 108 CATEGORIES. YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS THE DEFENDING CHAMPION, MOTHMAN’S PERFORMANCE.
THE NEW HOT PRODUCT IS ZOMBIE PUZZLE. COMBINE PARTS OF ZOMBIES TO CREATE YOUR ULTIMATE ZOMBIE. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EDUCATIONAL FOR CHILDREN, BUT MOTHERS ARE MORE INTERESTED IN IT.
THIS YEAR’S NETHERWORLD HIGH SCHOOL BASEBALL TOURNAMENT IS HERE. THE HOT SUMMER IS JUST HEATING UP FOR THESE YOUNG BASEBALL STARS.
THE POPULAR MOTHMAN COASTER RIDE AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK IS CURRENTLY UNDER RENOVATION DUE TO DETERIORATION.
THE BEAR HARVEST FESTIVAL WAS JUST HELD AT THE BEAR SHRINE, AND MANY GRIZZLIES CAME TO CELEBRATE.
SPIRIT INTERMENT HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO HOST THE ROCK YOU TOURNAMENT FOR HORSEMEN. WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT, MANY FAMOUS HORSEMEN HAVE FLOCKED TO SPIRIT INTERMENT.
THE EXPLOSION AT AN OFFICIAL’S RESIDENCE YESTERDAY WAS NOT A TERRORIST ACT, BUT A PRINNY SERVANT WHO FELL AND EXPLODED, TRIGGERING OTHER PRINNY EXPLOSIONS.
THE NETHERWORLD HARVEST FESTIVAL IS NOW ON. THIS YEAR FEATURES SQUIRMING CARROTS, WALKING CORN, LOITERING PUMPKINS AND HELL RADISHES.
LATELY, THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE IN HUMANS SIGNING ILLEGAL CONTRACTS WITH DEMONS. PLEASE MAKE YOUR CONTRACTS SPECIFIC TO AVOID DISPUTES OVER SOULS OWED.
THE H-1 GRAND PRIX, THE RACE THAT DETERMINES THE FASTEST TANK IN THE NETHERWORLD, HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. DEFENDING CHAMPION, MICHAEL COBBLER, HAS ALREADY ANNOUNCED HE IS ENTERING.
THE MOST POPULAR AMUSEMENT PARK IN THE NETHERWORLD, ROSEN QUEEN LAND, HAS WELCOMED ITS 100,000,000,000TH VISITOR, WHO HAS AWARDED AN ETERNAL PASS.
THE OVERLORD OF FRONTIER CATHEDRAL’S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL WAS ACCEPTED EARLIER TODAY. HOWEVER, HE DESTROYED HIS NETHERWORLD OUT OF HAPPINESS, AND IS NOW IN A COMA.
MOTHMAN EXPRESS AND IMP TRANSPORT HAVE CONSOLIDATED TO BECAME MOTHMAN TRANSPORT.
THE FORTUNES OF TANYA THE NINE-TAILS FROM HEARTLESS SHRINE ARE VERY ACCURATE. NUMEROUS FEMALE DEMONS HAVE COME FROM VARIOUS NETHERWORLDS, AND IT’S VERY BUSY EVERY DAY.
THE OVERLORD OF POISONDISE HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEVELOPED A NEW POISONOUS WEAPON. OVERLORD HEDLER COULDN’T WAIT TO USE IT, LAUGHING, “HEEHEEHEEHEE!”
SUKUNA THE IMP AND LOKI THE ORC HAVE FORMED AN ALLIANCE. THEY’RE MAIN ACTIVITIES INCLUDE EVIL DEEDS. EVERYONE, PLEASE WATCH OVER THEM WITH WARM LOOKS.
A PROFESSOR IS HIRING A NEW TEST SUBJECT FOR HER NEW MEDICINE. ANYONE WITH A HEATED PASSION WHO DOESN’T FEAR DEATH, PLEASE GIVE HER A CALL.
THE NETHERWORLD ZOO HAS BEEN RENEWED. THEIR NEW IDOLS ARE BEYLANGE THE GRIZZLY AND KELLY THE NINE-TAILS.
A SAGE HAS OPENED A TUTORING CENTER. LECTURES WILL BE ABOUT PROVING THE PREDICTIONS OF RAMANUJAN.
DEMONSTRATORS ARE MARCHING, DEMANDING TO GIVE BIGGER SERVINGS OF FOOD AT THE CAFETERIA. THE LEADER IS GRIDON THE GRIZZLY, AND LET’S TALK TO HIM… AH, WAIT, DON’T EAT ME…
THE ROSEN QUEEN CO. HAS ANNOUNCED A RECALL ON THE TOY, STAB THE PIRATE. THE REASON FOR THE RECALL IS BECAUSE IT EXPLODES.
PROFESSOR ALF IS SUSPECTED OF AGE FRAUD. SHE SAID, “I AM TWENTY THOU-I MEAN, TWO THOUSAND YEARS OLD,” LEAVING A VERY DUBIOUS COMMENT.
A ZOMBIE MAID CAFE OPENED IN SPIRIT INTERMENT. THEY ARE TARGETING ZOMBIES, LOOKING FOR A COMPLETELY ROTTEN AUDIENCE.
AYLE THE MAGIC KNIGHT FOUNDED A WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR BRAND. HER NUMBER ONE ITEM IS A PUSH-UP BRA.
THE POPULAR TV SHOW, LOVE MAY SAVE THE NETHERWORLD: 65,5535 HOUR TV, HAS BEEN CANCELED. THE REASON IS BECAUSE THE MC, SUCCUN IS SO PROVOCATIVE, THE BOARD OF EDUCATION COMPLAINED.
THERE HAS BEEN AN ASSAULT AT A CAT CAFE. A NEKOMATA’S TAIL WAS STEPPED ON, AND SHE UNLEASHED A CAT STREAM FIST ON THE CUSTOMER.
NETHER PRESTIGE ACADEMY HAS INSTITUTED A BATTLE ROYALE AS THEIR ENTRANCE EXAM. SEVERAL THOUSAND DEMONS PARTICIPATED, SAYING THEY WANT TO BECOME SAGES, WITH BLOOD IN THEIR EYES.
THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE OVERLORD OF GORGEOUS, SERAPHINA, AND THE FORMER OVERLORD OF CRYO BLOOD, KILLIA, IS ATTRACTING ATTENTION. SERAPHINA’S FANS HAVE SAID, “EXPLODE, KILLIA.”
RED MAGNUS HAS SET A NEW NETHERWORLD RECORD. THE RECORD HE SET WAS THAT HIS SNORTING EXCEEDED 300 DB.
A NEW TV SHOW, BOMB THE WRESTLER!, HAD AN UNFORTUNATE RATINGS SHARE OF 0％ ON THEIR FIRST SHOW. THEY HAVE ALREADY DECIDED TO CANCEL THE SHOW.
KRAKEN FISHING WAS BANNED YESTERDAY. THE REASON WAS BECAUSE THE KRAKEN POPULATION BOOMED THIS YEAR, SINKING MANY FISHING BOATS.
EARLY THIS MORNING, IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE Z-VIRUS WAS LEAKED FROM A RESEARCH LAB IN SPIRIT INTERMENT. INHALING THE VIRUS WILL TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE, IN CASE YOU’RE INTERESTED.
[BREAKING NEWS] CERTAIN ITEMS AT THE ROSEN QUEEN CO. HAVE INCREASED IN PRICE. FUYUMIN THE SALES REP SAID, “I GOT MAD, SO I DID IT. I REGRET IT NOW.”
LAST NIGHT, A CLERGY TRIED TO ENTER A FEMALE BATH HOUSE. UPON ARREST, THE CLERGY SAID, “I THOUGHT I COULD PULL IT OFF.”
THE ANNUAL ARGUMENT BETWEEN SANDCANO AND SCORCHING FLAME OVER WHICH NETHERWORLD IS HOTTER BROKE OUT. THEY BOTH HAD COOL SUMMERS LAST YEAR, SO THEY’RE BOTH HEATING UP FOR THIS YEAR.
[EMERGENCY] A CHILD WAS REPORTED MISSING. THE CHILD IS WEARING ORANGE AND PURPLE CLOTHING WITH A SKULL HAIR ORNAMENT. IF YOU SEE THIS CHILD, PLEASE REPORT TO THE DIMENSION PRINNY.
KSHHH …UNFORTUNATELY… KSHHH …LOR…DAR… YOU CAN…EAT…THE…WHITE PART…OF…ORANGES… ※PLEASE STAND BY. WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
KSHHH …OVERL…TA…NO… YOU CANNOT EAT SNACKS AT THIS TIME OR YOU’LL SPOIL YOUR APPETITE… ※PLEASE STAND BY. WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
KSHHH …MASTER BLO…DIS… PLEASE STOP…READING…NEWSPAPERS…DURING YOUR…MEALS… ※PLEASE STAND BY. WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
NEKOME THE INFAMOUS PHANTOM THIEF SERVED NOTICE TO RYU THE MINOTAUR. IN AN INTERVIEW, RYU SAID, “OUR SAFE’S SECURITY IS FLAWLESS. NO MATTER WHO IT IS, IT CAN’T BE CRACKED.”
TODAY, RABBITS HELD A MOCHI POUNDING FESTIVAL. THEY POUNDED SLUDGES FOR ENTERTAINMENT, TOO.
VALDES THE WARRIOR WAS CAUGHT STALKING MEEKO THE NEKOMATA. VALDES SAID, “I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE STRONGER THAN ME.” THEY CAME TO AN AGREEMENT. THEY WILL BE FIGHTING SOON.
PRIESTS HAVE OPENED A “GATHERING OF HEALING.” ONE OF THE MEMBER, PARFAINA (AGE: ???), REGRETFULLY COMMENTED, “I DIDN’T FIND ANYONE HANDSOME AGAIN…”
GOZAEMON THE NINJA HAS BEEN DODGING HIS ALLY’S HEALING SPELLS DUE TO HIS QUICK REFLEXES, LEADING TO PROBLEMS GETTING HEALED. OCCUPATIONAL DISEASES ARE SCARY.
SUCCEED WITH YOUR DIET THIS YEAR! THE DIET SMOOTHIE THAT A PROFESSOR DEVELOPED IS VERY POPULAR AMONG WOMEN.
PRINNIES TRIED TO STRIKE FOR IMPROVED LABOR CONDITIONS, BUT THE OVERLORDS USED FORCE AND CRUSHED THEIR STRIKE IN AN INSTANT. THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR, BUT THEY NEVER LEARN.
THE DING-DONG-DITCH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WERE RECENTLY HELD THIS YEAR. CONTESTANTS ARE JUDGED BY SPEED AT RUNNING AND BELL RINGING TECHNIQUE. NEWCOMER VOLTES THE ORC WON FIRST PLACE.
KATHERINE THE SUCCUBUS IS CURRENTLY FORMING A REVERSE HAREM. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART, PLEASE CONTACT HER. …CAN I APPLY, TOO?
GOGEAN THE MINOTAUR IS LOOKING FOR THE 1 HL COIN HE DROPPED. IF YOU FIND IT, PLEASE CONTACT HIM.
THE DRY SEASON HAS COME. IFRITS, PLEASE BE CAREFUL NOT TO CATCH ON FIRE BY YOUR OWN FLAMES.
FIONA THE FAIRY DROPPED HER LANTERN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A CUTE GIRL’S HERO? IF YOU FIND IT, PLEASE COME TO THE FAIRY GARDEN.
TODAY IS ANOTHER CARROT HARVESTING DAY. THESE ONLY OCCUR ONCE EVERY 1,000,000 YEARS. LET’S COUNT ON IT.
TODAY IS ANOTHER CARROT HARVESTING DAY. TODAY’S HARVEST WILL SURPASS LAST MONTH’S, WHICH WAS SAID TO ONLY OCCUR ONCE EVERY 500,000 YEARS. LET’S COUNT ON IT.
KABBALA THE SUCCUBUS SLEPT WRONG AND HAS A SORE NECK. IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? IF SO, PLEASE CONTACT US.
NOGUS (GRIZZLY) WAS FIRED FROM TEACHING FOR SECRETLY EATING A STUDENT’S SNACKS. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE, HE SAID, “I’LL TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT NEXT TIME.” HE NEEDS TO BE MONITORED.
DRA AND GON THE TWIN DRAGONS GOT INTO A BIG ARGUMENT! THEIR MOTHER SAID, “I WANT THEM TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN,” AND, “IT’S NOTHING.” THEY HAVE YET TO RECONCILE.
THERE HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED REPORTS OF ORCS AND IMPS STALKING HORSEMEN. HORSEMEN, PLEASE BEWARE OF DEMONS WHO APPROACH YOU SAYING, “HEY, HOW YA DOING!”
ACHILLES THE WARRIOR IS POPULAR FOR HIS STURDY BODY, BUT HE ATE A RICE BALL AND GOT A STOMACH ACHE. DOES THIS PROVE THAT EVEN STRONG WARRIORS CAN’T TRAIN THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS?
TODAY, RIN THE VALKYRIE HAD HER CHEST BELT STOLEN. SHE IS CURRENTLY WEARING A BRACELET INSTEAD. HEY CRIMINALS! PLEASE STEAL THAT BRACELET TOO!
JUZO THE GUNNER RANDOMLY SHOT A PRINNY. ACCORDING TO OUR INVESTIGATION, JUZO LEFT A MYSTERIOUS NOTE THAT READ, “DON’T STAND BEHIND ME…”
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THERE WAS A SECOND THROW AT THE PRINNY BOWLING COMPETITION, WHERE PRINNIES ARE USED AS BOWLING BALLS. THIS 2ND THROW IS BEING TOUTED AS A MIRACLE.
IN SOME FRONTIER NETHERWORLDS, PRINNY THROWING IS USED FOR THERMAL ENERGY. IT’S EXPECTED TO LOWER THE COST OF ENERGY BILLS AND THE CONSUMPTION OF SARDINES.
INNOCENTS OF THE ITEM WORLD HAVE GONE ON STRIKE. THEIR DEMANDS STATE, “DON’T ANNIHILATE US THE SECOND YOU SPOT US.” HOWEVER, NO ONE SEEMS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGING THEIR STRIKE.
IT’S OFFICIAL, THE SLUMBER CAT SUMMIT, ROAD TO OVERTHROWING, IS GOING TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR. SLUMBER CATS ARE GATHERING FROM VARIOUS NETHERWORLDS, AND THE EVENT IS SURE TO BE LIVELY.
PASSENGERS HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM THE LUXURY CRUISE LINER, QUEEN PRINNY. THE MISSING PASSENGERS WERE ALL PRINNIES AND THERE WERE MULTIPLE TRACES OF EXPLOSIONS ON THE SHIP.
ILLINOIS THE FAMOUS THIEF AND ADVENTURER RECOVERED AN ANCIENT PRINNY DYNASTY RELIC, THE GOLDEN PRINNY STATUE. WE WILL INFORM YOU AS SOON AS WE HAVE MORE DETAILS.
IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT THE PRICELESS GOLDEN PRINNY STATUE CAUSES ITS OWNER’S BODY TO BECOME EXPLOSIVE. ITS PROCURER, ILLINOIS, HAS BEEN HIDING EVER SINCE THIS FACT WAS DISCOVERED.
THE GEO PANEL CERTIFICATION EXAM, GEOCERT, WILL BE HELD AGAIN THIS YEAR. THE FORMAT WILL DIFFER FROM PREVIOUS YEARS AND IS FOCUSED ON THE EFFECTS OF THE PANELS.
HANCHO THE ORC IS SUSPECTED OF CHEATING IN THE CHARA WORLD. HE SAID, “I JUST COINCIDENTALLY ROLLED 6, 250 TIMES. GETTING BANNED FOR IT IS UNFAIR.” HE IS DEMANDING AN APOLOGY.
THE SUSPECT WHO WAS MOWING DOWN TREES HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED. ACCORDING TO REPORTS, IT WAS AN IFRIT USING THE TREES TO SHARPEN HIS CLAWS.
BRIE THE SEA ANGEL OPENED A JEWELRY SHOP, AQUARIUM. THE MOST POPULAR ITEM IS A SET OF PEARLS THAT CAN BE USED AS A BLADE. A SET OF 2 COSTS 10,000,000,000,000 HL.
OUR JOURNALIST, HANZO THE NINJA, HAS BEEN LET GO BECAUSE HE BECOMES HE IS SO UNNOTICEABLE, HIS INTERVIEWS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE. VIEWERS, WE’RE TERRIBLY SORRY.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON CARL THE WARRIOR’S BODY. THE JOURNALIST LONGED FOR A GREAT BODY, BUT COULDN’T HANDLE THE TRAINING FROM DAY ONE.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON IDEA THE VALKYRIE’S BODY. HE ASKED FOR THE SECRET TO HER SLENDER BODY, BUT IT WAS TOO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, SO IT NEVER AIRED.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON ETHAN THE MONK. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS, BUT HE COULDN’T SUMMARIZE 400 BILLION YEARS OF MARTIAL ARTS HISTORY, SO IT NEVER AIRED.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON FRAZER THE FIGHT MISTRESS. OUR JOURNALIST CLAIMED, “I WOULD LIKE TO GET HIT BY A FIGHT MISTRESS.” HE ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON HUNTER THE THIEF. THE INTERVIEW WENT SMOOTHLY, BUT FOR SOME ODD REASON, HIS WALLET FELT LIGHTER AFTERWARD.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON MAYA THE MAID, BUT SHE REFUSED SAYING, “A MAID SHOULD BE A SHADOW OF THEIR MASTER.” SHE MAY BE A BAD INTERVIEWEE, BUT SHE’S AN IDEAL MAID.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON MIA THE ARCHER. WE TRIED TO CAPTURE HER ARROW IN FLIGHT WITH A SUPER SLOW-MO CAMERA, BUT WE FAILED. WE HOPE CAMERA TECHNOLOGY IMPROVES.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON KAI THE GUNNER. KAI CLAIMED HIS GUN IS PART OF HIS BODY, AND COULDN’T DESCRIBE IT ANY OTHER WAY, SO IT NEVER AIRED.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON MARCIA THE SAMURAI. IN HER INTERVIEW, SHE QUIETLY SAID, “SAMURAI SHOULD STAY SILENT. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.”
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON AIAS THE KNIGHT. AIAS REMAINED SILENT DURING HIS INTERVIEW. IT SEEMS HIS MOUTH IS ALSO TIGHTLY GUARDED.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON WIZZLY THE MAGIC KNIGHT. THE DISPLAY OF HER SKILLS WITH MAGIC AND A SWORD ARE SURE TO CHANGE OPINIONS IN THE NETHERWORLDS.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON PROFESSOR QUEEN. OUR JOURNALIST TRIED THE PROFESSOR’S POPULAR DIETARY SUPPLEMENT, AND TURNED INTO A GIANT.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON GONZALEZ THE WRESTLER. OUR JOURNALIST TRAINED WITH WRESTLERS FOR ONE DAY, BUT HE COULDN’T KEEP UP AND GAVE UP.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON ROCK THE DARK KNIGHT. ACCORDING TO THE INTERVIEW, HE WOULD LIKE HIS FIGHTING STYLE TO BECOME POPULAR IN THE NETHERWORLDS.
ONE OF OUR JOURNALISTS BEGAN A FEATURE ON ASAGI. WE INTERVIEWED A RUMORED DOPPELGANGER WHO GAVE US A MAP TO A NETHERWORLD. WE ARE PLANNING TO VISIT THAT NETHERWORLD SOON.
THE OVERLORD OF MAGNIFICENT WAS HEARD TELLING A PRINNY, “GREAT JOB EXPLODING ALL THE TIME.” EXPERTS BELIEVE THIS COULD LEAD TO IMPROVED PRINNY EMPLOYMENT CONDITIONS.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON RON THE IMP. WE JOINED HIM AT AN IMP FESTIVAL, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A MEETING FOR A SECRET SOCIETY.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON RINRIN THE ORC. IN THE INTERVIEW, WE DISCOVERED THE EXISTENCE OF AN ORC GOD, WHO IS ALLEGEDLY A NICE PERSON.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON UTSUKI THE RABBIT. WE ASKED WHAT WAS THE SECRET TO HARVESTING DELICIOUS CARROTS, AND HE ANSWERED, “LOVE.” HOW UNFORTUNATE.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON COLLEEN THE FAIRY. WE TRIED TO INTERVIEW HER FATHER, WHO LIVES INSIDE HER LANTERN, BUT HE ONLY APPEARS WHEN SHE IS IN TROUBLE.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON VAN THE SLUDGE. WE TRIED TO PERFORM THE FIRST SCIENTIFIC TEST ON HIS SLIME-LIKE BODY, BUT A SINGLE DROP OF IT DESTROYED OUR EQUIPMENT.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON WILEY THE SLUMBER CAT. BUT, SHE KEPT ROLLING AROUND BEING CUTE, SO THERE WAS NO TIME TO CONDUCT AN ACTUAL INTERVIEW.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON FRY THE MOTHMAN. BUT, THE DUST FROM HIS WINGS PUT OUR CREW IN AN ABNORMAL STATE, SO THE INTERVIEW WAS CANCELED.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON ZONE THE ZOMBIE. WE ASKED HIM ABOUT THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME HE STARS IN, RESIDENT UNDEAD, AND THE FACT THAT NO ONE HAS BEAT THE GAME YET.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON KEN THE ERYNGI. THE SECRET TO THE ERYNGI’S EVILITY, SHROOM POWER, IS THE CUTESY LOOKS AND PHEROMONES THAT ARE RELEASED.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON MASON THE ALRAUNE. MASON IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL, SEDUCTIVE DEMON. WHEN ASKED WHAT GENDER MASON WAS, THE ANSWER GIVEN WAS, “DOES LOVE CARE?”
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON TAMMY THE NEKOMATA. WE ASKED HER FOR TIPS ON MARTIAL ARTS AND RUTHLESSNESS. SHE SAID, “HIT DOWNED OPPONENTS WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.”
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON TUNDRA THE SEA ANGEL. HOWEVER, WE CANCELED THE INTERVIEW DUE TO A GROTESQUE SIGHT. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, LOOK UP “BUCCAL CONES.”
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON SUCCUN THE SUCCUBUS. WE INTERVIEWED HER ABOUT THE SEXY, DAZZLING STAGE, AND DISCOVERED SOME VIEWERS ARE CHARMED BY IT. NO TOUCHING.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON PHARAOH THE CHIMERA. OUR CREW WANTED TO EXPERIENCE A CHIMERA’S CURSE FIRSTHAND, BUT THEY ALL PASSED OUT RIGHT AWAY. CURSES ARE REAL.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON ZENNY THE MINOTAUR. WE ASKED HIM HOW HIS GREED WORKS AND DISCOVERED THAT THE MORE MONEY HE HAS, THE MORE POWER AND ATTITUDE HE HAS.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON BEAR THE GRIZZLY. WE INVESTIGATED HIS BODILY STRUCTURE, SINCE HE’LL SWALLOW ANYTHING, AND FOUND OUT THEIR BODY CONTAINS A SMALL DIMENSION.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON HOMER THE IFRIT. WE TESTED HIS BODY AND DISCOVERED THAT HE CAN BURN OFF BASIC ELEMENTAL RESISTANCES, TOO. BE CAREFUL AROUND IFRITS.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON TAMAMO THE NINE-TAILS. WE DISCOVERED SHE LIVES A QUIET LIFE, BUT SHE COULD POTENTIALLY DESTROY AN ENTIRE PLANET WITH HER POWERS.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON GLOW THE TWIN DRAGON. WE INVESTIGATED HIS ABILITY TO COORDINATE HIS HEADS AND DISCOVERED THAT IF HE CONCENTRATES, HE CAN ATTACK TWICE.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON QUEEN THE HORSEMAN. WE TRIED TO INTERVIEW THE 13 KNIGHTS OF THE ROUNDISH TABLE, BUT NOT ALL 13 KNIGHTS COULD MAKE IT. MAYBE NEXT TIME.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON DRACO THE MAGICIAN. WE ACTUALLY DISCOVERED A MAGICIAN’S MAGIC HAS MORE IMPACT THAN A WITCH’S, BUT USES MORE SP. KEEP THAT IN MIND!
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON GRANGER THE WITCH. SHE CLAIMS EFFICIENCY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT MAGIC. WE DISCOVERED WITCHES USE LESS SP THAN ANYONE ELSE.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON HONEY THE CLERGY. WE TESTED THE RUMOR ABOUT THE CLERGY’S HEALING MAGIC AND DISCOVERED THAT IT CAN HEAL ANY AILMENT. TOO BAD THEY’RE BOYS…
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON SALLY THE CLERIC. WE TESTED THE RUMOR ABOUT THE CLERIC’S HEALING MAGIC AND DISCOVERED THAT IT’S TWICE AS EFFECTIVE THAN ANYONE ELSE’S.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON PEARL THE CELESTIAL HOST. ANGELS ARE ALWAYS LIGHTHEARTED, SO WE TESTED TO SEE IF HE REALLY WAS AN ANGEL. HE JOKED AROUND THE WHOLE TIME.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON TURNER THE PIRATE. HE HAS A STRONG BOND WITH THE CREW OF HIS SHIP, THE HELL BUCCANEER. HE’S SETTING SAIL TODAY, BY THE WAY.
WE HAVE CONDUCTED AN IN-DEPTH REPORT ON LUNE THE SAGE. OUR CREW WAS INVITED TO HER PLACE, WHERE SHE TOLD US STORIES OF HER LIFE FOR HOURS… BE CAREFUL WHEN TALKING TO SAGES.
PEOPLE WHO DATE ALRAUNES ARE CATCHING HAY FEVER. TO FACILITATE LOVE THAT SURPASSES RACE AND JOB CLASSES, A NEW VACCINE IS BEING DEVELOPED.
THERE HAVE BEEN OUTBREAKS OF FLEAS AND TICKS THAT THREATEN THE COMFORT OF NEKOMATAS AND SLUMBER CATS. EXTERMINATIONS ARE BEING PLANNED FOR EACH NETHERWORLD.
THATCHER, HEAD OF THE DATA SHOP, BEGAN TRACKING DATA ON THE REBEL ARMY. THATCHER SAID, “I WOULD LIKE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THEIR MYSTERIOUS HERO, KILLIA.”
A POPULAR IDOL GROUP OF NEKOMATAS AND SUCCUBI IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW! IDOL LOVER MOBOO SAID, “HEEHEEHEE, THEY LOOK SO NICE IN THEIR LIMITED EDITION WEAPON COSTUMES.”
AN IMP AND ORC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR EVIL!? THIS RASCALLY DUO ARE CURRENTLY DEVELOPING A GUN. EVERYONE, BE CAREFUL. THEY’RE DEFINITELY UP TO SOMETHING.
DID A GRIZZLY EAT A ZOMBIE? ACCORDING TO AN EYEWITNESS, “IT WASN’T LIKE HE ATE IT, BUT MORE LIKE THEY BECAME ONE. IT WAS FUNNY.” I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE…
IN CERTAIN AREAS, PARTIES CONSISTING OF TWIN DRAGONS AND SLUDGES ARE VERY POPULAR THANKS TO THE JUXTAPOSITION OF THE TWO. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY.
FOR THOSE CHOOSING BETWEEN HAVING A SLUMBER CAT OR RABBIT ALLY, WHY NOT GET BOTH!? YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE THEIR COMBO, WHICH WILL SURELY MAKE YOUR HEART THROB￥
PRINNIES SAID THEY WANTED TO “BECOME STRONGER, DOOD!” AND TRAINED. THEY LATER SAID, “WE OVERDID IT, DOOD.” WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING WHAT EXACTLY THEY OVERDID RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH HEALING IN YOUR PARTY? THEN YOU SHOULD GET A FAIRY AND ERYNGI DUO. YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A FOREST WITH THE COOL SENSATION.
MINOTAURS ARE USING THE POWER OF THEIR MONEY TO HIRE CHIMERAS. THEY SAY THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT THE CHIMERAS’ STRENGTH, BUT IN REALITY, THEY’RE JUST AFRAID OF THEM.
A DREAM TEAM OF A HORSEMAN AND AN IFRIT! THE FLAMING SPEAR WOULD BE VERY USEFUL FOR MAKING SKEWERS. EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY.
ALRAUNES AND SEA ANGELS ARE BANDING TOGETHER!? A GROUP WAS FORMED TO OPPOSE THE IDOL GROUP OF NEKOMATAS AND SUCCUBI. I WONDER WHAT THEIR GENDER WILL BE…
A POPULAR TREND AMONG NINE-TAILS IS MAKE MOTHMEN ACT LIKE BROOCHES. ONE MOTHMAN SAID, “JUST CLINGING ONTO THEM MAKES ME FEEL SO STRONG.”
“POPULAR!” “THE GREATEST STRATEGY RPG!” “I CAN’T STOP PLAYING IT!” DISGAEA 5 IS NOW ON SALE! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
HOW STRONG ARE PRINNIES, COMMONLY CONSIDERED TO BE THE WEAKEST DEMONS IN THE NETHERWORLDS, IN THE HUMAN WORLD!? FIND THE ANSWER ON THE WEB!
IT HAS RECENTLY BECOME POPULAR TO RELIEVE STRESS BY THROWING PIES, ALSO KNOWN AS EXTREME PIE THROWING. COME ON EVERYBODY, LET’S THROW SOME PIES!
THE SUPREME BITE! EVEN VICIOUS DEMONS WILL MOAN FROM THIS ULTRA DESSERT. PLEASE TRY THE GOURMET GOD PARFAIT! -THE ROSEN QUEEN CO.
A RUMOR IS SPREADING THROUGHOUT THE DEPTHS OF THE ITEM WORLD ABOUT A HOT SPRINGS CALLED, PRINNY HOT SPRINGS WHICH HAS MANY EFFECTS, ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR SKIN. VISIT THE ITEM WORLD.