Guide to Surgery - LLA-Gaming/SS13-wiki GitHub Wiki

##Surgeries (TODO) intro

###Appendoctomy If it's useless, tear it out

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's groin.
  • Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with your scalpel.
  • Use your hemostat to clamp any bleeders.
  • Use your retractor to open the incision.
  • Use your scalpel to sever the appendix.
  • Use your BARE HANDS to pull out the appendix.
  • Cauterize the wound with the cautery.

###Augmentation We can rebuild him... We have the technology

Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.

  • Create the cyborg limb(s) using an exosuit fabricator.
  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • Place drapes over the limb you want to augment.
  • Aim for the limb you want to replace with your scalpel to cut back the skin.
  • Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.
  • Use your retractor to pull back the skin.
  • Use your scalpel to sever the muscles.
  • Use your saw to cut through the limb.
  • Use the cyborg limb on the limb you want to augment.

###Borer Removal Are you not a fan of your new best friend?

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's head.
  • Use your scalpel to cut through the head.
  • Clamp bleeders with the hemostat (or use wirecutters).
  • Use your retractor to retract the skin.
  • Use your saw to cut through the skull.
  • Use your hemostat to pull out the borer.
  • Close the wound with cautery.

###Brain Removal The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's head.
  • Aim for the patient's head with your scalpel to cut back the flesh.
  • Clamp bleeders with the hemostat (or use wirecutters).
  • Retract tissue with retractor.
  • Cut through the skull with your saw.
  • Extract the brain with the hemostat (or use a crowbar).

###Cavity Implant My god, he's a ticking timebomb!

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's chest.
  • Use your scalpel to cut through the chest.
  • Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.
  • Use your retractor to pull back the skin.
  • Use your scalpel to cut through to a cavity.
  • Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.
  • Close the wound with cautery.

###Eye Surgery Fixing Blindness

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's eyes.
  • Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with your scalpel.
  • Use your retractor to lift up the eyes.
  • Use your hemostat to stop any potential bleeding.
  • Use hemostat again to fix the patient's eyes.
  • Use your cautery to seal the wound.

###Gender reassignment For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body

  • Place the victim patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's groin.
  • Use your scalpel to cut through the groin.
  • Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.
  • Use the scalpel to carefully reshape the patient's... body.
  • Close the wound with cautery.

###Implant Removal

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over patient's chest.
  • Aim for the patient's chest with your scalpel to cut back the flesh.
  • Clamp bleeders with your hemostat.
  • Retract skin with your retractor.
  • Extract the implant with your hemostat.
  • Close the wound with cautery.

###Lipoplasty Why did I eat three whole pizzas?

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's chest.
  • Use your scalpel to cut through the chest.
  • Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.
  • Slice up the fat with the saw.
  • Remove the fat with the retractor.
  • Close the wound with cautery.

###Plastic Surgery I need to disappear forever!

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
  • Use your scalpel to make an incision in the head.
  • Use your retractor to retract the skin around the incision.
  • Use your scalpel to alter the patient's appearance.
  • Use your cautery to mend the incision you made.

###Xenomorph Removal GET IT OUT OF ME!

  • Place the patient onto the operating table.
  • (OPTIONAL) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
  • Place drapes over the patient's chest.
  • Use your scalpel to cut through the chest.
  • Use your retractor to retract the skin.
  • Use your saw to cut through the chest.
  • Use your hemostat to pull out the larva.
  • Close the wound with cautery.

##Ghetto Surgery In case you are a butcher, a terrible chef or you are simply out of medical tools, you can use a bunch of alternative solutions. However using these will continuously decrease chance of success.

Generic steps:

  • Place drapes: drapes / bedsheet
  • Make incision: scalpel / kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)
  • Clamp bleeders: hemostat / wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)
  • Retract skin: retractor / screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)
  • Close incision: cautery / welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)
  • Saw bone: circular saw / hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%)

Augmentation:

  • Sever muscles: scalpel / wirecutters (55%)

Borer removal:

  • Borer removal: hemostat / spade (65%) / minihoe (50%) / crowbar (35%)

Brain removal:

  • Extract brain: hemostat / crowbar (55%)

Eye surgery:

  • Fix eyes: hemostat / screwdriver (45%) / pen (25%)

Gender reassignment:

  • Reshape genitals: scalpel / hatchet (oh my God) (50%) / wirecutters (35%)

Implant removal:

  • Extract implant: hemostat / crowbar (65%)

Lipoplasty:

  • Cut fat: circular saw / hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%)
  • Remove fat: retractor / screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)

Plastic surgery:

  • Reshape face: scalpel / kitchen knife (50%) / wirecutters (35%)

Xenomorph removal:

  • Xenomorph removal: hemostat / spade (65%) / minihoe (50%) / crowbar (35%)

If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.