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Fullness
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.
Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.
Starvation
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!
Obesity
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
##Microwave Recipes Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
###Burgers
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Meat | If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger. |
| Brain Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Brain | Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. |
| Clown Burger | 1 Clown Mask + 5 Flour | Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis. |
| Mime Burger | 1 Mime Mask + 5 Flour | Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are. |
| Tofu Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Tofu | Melts your face! |
| Spell Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Wizard hat | You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath. |
| Xenoburger | 5 Flour + 1 Xeno-meat | Ali-yum! |
| Jelly Burger | 15 Flour + 5 Slime Jam or 5 Cherry Jelly | My insides are burning! |
| Ghost Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Ectoplasm | Terror-ifficly tasty. |
| Appendix Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Appendix | Tastes like appendicitis |
| Big Bite Burger | 3 Meat + 5 Flour | Forget the Big Mac. |
| Super Bite Burger | 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meat + 4 Tomato + 2 Egg + 5 units of Salt + 5 units of Pepper | If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed. |
| Red Burger | 1 Meat + 5 Flour + 1 Red Crayon | Perfect for hiding the fact it's burnt to a crisp. |
| Orange Burger | 1 Meat + 5 Flour + 1 Orange Crayon | Contains 0% juice. |
| Yellow Burger | 1 Meat + 5 Flour + 1 Yellow Crayon | Bright to the last bite. |
| Green Burger | 1 Meat + 5 Flour + 1 Green Crayon | It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat! |
| Blue Burger | 1 Meat + 5 Flour + 1 Blue Crayon | Is this blue rare? |
| Purple Burger | 1 Meat + 5 Flour + 1 Purple Crayon | Regal and low class at the same time. |
###Breads and Sandwichs
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Baguette | 1 Salt + 1 Black Pepper + 10 Flour | Bon appetit! |
| Banana Bread | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 1 Banana | A heavenly and filling treat. |
| Bread | 15 Flour | Some plain old Earthen bread. |
| Cracker | 5 Flour + 1 Salt | |
| Cream Cheese Bread | 15 Flour + 2 Cheese Wedge | Yum yum yum! |
| Meatbread | 15 Flour + 3 Meat + 3 Cheese Wedge | The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. |
| Spider Meat Bread | 15 flour + 3 Spider Meat + 3 Cheese Wedge | Reassuringly green meatloaf made from spider meat. |
| Tofu Bread | 15 Flour + 3 Tofu + 3 Cheese Wedge | Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers. |
| Xenomeatbread | 15 Flour + 3 Xenomeat + 3 Cheese Wedge | The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. Extra Heretical. |
| Eggs Benedict | 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice | There is only one egg on this, how rude. |
| Grilled Cheese | 2 Bread Slice + 1 Cheese Wedge | Goes great with Tomato soup! |
| Hot Dog | 5 Ketchup + 1 Bread Slice + 1 Sausage | Fresh footlong ready to go down on. |
| Cherry Sandwich | 5 Cherry Jelly + 2 Bread Slice | You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... |
| Jellied Toast | 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Bread Slice | A slice of bread covered with delicious jam. |
| Not-A-Sandwich | 2 Bread Slice + 1 Fake Moustache | Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache. |
| Sandwich | 1 Meat Stake + 2 Bread Slice + 1 Cheese Wedge | A grand creation of meat, cheese, bread, and several leaves of lettuce! Arthur Dent would be proud. |
| Slime Sandwich | 5 Slime Jelly + 2 Bread Slice | You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... |
| Slime Toast | 5 Slime Jelly + 1 Bread Slice | A slice of bread covered with delicious jam. |
| Toasted Sandwich | 1 Sandwich | Now if you only had a pepper bar. |
| Two Bread | 5 Wine + 2 Bread Slice | This seems awfully bitter. |
###Pizza
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Margherita Pizza | 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato | The most cheezy pizza in galaxy. |
| Meat Pizza | 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato | Greasy pizza with delicious meat. |
| Mushroom Pizza | 10 Flour + 5 Mushroom | Very special pizza. |
| Vegetable Pizza | 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato | No one of Tomatos Sapiens were harmed during making this pizza. |
###Pastas
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Spagetti | 5 Flour | Now thats a nice pasta! |
| Boiled Spagetti | 5 Water + 1 Spagetti | A plain dish of noodles, this sucks. |
| Spagetti And Meatballs | 5 Water + 1 Spagetti + 2 Faggot | Now thats a nic'e meatball! |
| Pasta Tomato | 5 Water + 1 Spagetti + 2 Tomato | Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make! |
| Copy Pasta | 2 Pasta Tomato | You probably shouldn't try this, you always hear people talking about how bad it is... |
| Spesslaw | 5 Water + 1 Spagetti + 4 Faggot | A lawyers favourite. |
###Soups and Stews
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Beet Soup | 10 Water + 1 White beet + 1 Cabbage | Wait, how do you spell it again..? |
| Blood Soup | 10 Water + 2 Blood Tomato | Smells like copper. |
| Clowns Tears | 10 Water + 1 Banana + 1 Clown ore | Not very funny. |
| Chantrelle Soup | 5 Water + 5 Milk + 1 Chanterelle Mushroom | A delicious and hearty mushroom soup. |
| Meatball Soup | 10 Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato | You've got balls kid, BALLS! |
| Milo Soup | 10 Water + 2 Soy Dope + 2 Tofu | The universes best soup! Yum!!! |
| Mystery Soup | 10 Water + 1 Bad Recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge | The mystery is, why aren't you eating it? |
| Nettle Soup | 10 Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Potato + 1 Egg | To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these. |
| Slime Soup | 10 Water + 5 Slime Jelly | If no water is available, you may substitute tears. |
| Stew | 10 Water + 1 Tomato + 1 Meat + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom | A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong. |
| Tomato Soup | 10 Water + 2 Tomato | Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire... |
| Vegetable Soup | 10 Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato | A true vegan meal. |
| Wish Soup | 20 Water | I wish this was soup. |
###Seafood
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Cuban Carp | 5 Flour + 1 Chili + 1 Carp Meat | A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb! |
| Fish And Chips | 1 Carp Meat + 1 Fries | I do say so myself chap. |
| Fish Fingers | 10 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp Meat | A finger of fish. |
| Sashimi | 5 Soy Sauce + 1 Spider Meat + 1 Carp Meat | Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself. |
###Meat
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Carp Meat Imitation | 5 Carpotoxin + Tofu | Almost just like the real thing, kinda. |
| Cold Chili | 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato | This slush is barely a liquid! |
| Corned Beef And Cabbage | 5 Salt + 1 Meat + 2 Cabbage | Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland. |
| Enchiladas | 1 Meat + 2 Chili + 1 Corn | Viva La Mexico! |
| Hot Chili | 1 Meat + 1 Chili + 1 Tomato | A five alarm Texan Chili! |
| Kabob | 1 Rod + 2 Human Meat | A human meat, on a stick. |
| Meat Bun | 5 Soy Sauce + 5 Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage | Has the potential to not be Dog. |
| Meat Steak | 1 Salt + 1 Plack Pepper + 1 Meat | A piece of hot spicy meat. |
| Monkey Kabob | 1 Rod + 2 Monkey Meat | Delicious meat, on a stick. |
| Sausage | 1 Faggot + 1 Meat | A piece of mixed, long meat. |
| Soylent Green | 15 Flour + 2 Human Meat | Not made of people. Honest. |
| Spider Eggs And Ham | 1 Salt + 1 Spider Eggs + 1 Spider Meat | Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space? |
| Tofu Kabob | 1 Rod + 2 Tofu | Vegan meat, on a stick. |
| Wing Fang Chu | 5 Soy Sauce + 1 Xenomeat | A savory dish of alien wing wang in soy. |
###Salads
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Aesir Salad | 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Gold Apple | Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy. |
| Herb Salad | 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple | A tasty salad with apples on top. |
| Valid Salad | 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot | It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. |
###Pies
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Amanita Pie | 5 Flour + 1 Amanita Mushroom | Sweet and tasty poison pie. |
| Apple Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Apple | A pie containing sweet sweet love...or apple. |
| Banana Creampie | 10 Flour + 1 Banana | Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK! |
| Berry Clafoutis | 10 Flour + 1 Berries | No black birds, this is a good sign. |
| Cherry Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Cherries | Taste so good, make a grown man cry. |
| Meat Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Meat | An old barber recipe, very delicious! |
| Plump Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Plump Helmet Mushroom | I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets! |
| Pumpkin Pie | 5 Milk + 5 Sugar + 5 Flour + 1 Pumpkin + 1 Egg | A delicious treat for the autumn months. |
| Tofu Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Tofu | A delicious tofu pie. |
| Xeno-Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Xenomeat | A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical. |
###Cakes
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Apple Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Apple | A cake centred with Apple. |
| Birthday Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 1 Cake Hat | Happy Birthday little clown... |
| Brain Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 1 brain | A squishy cake-thing. |
| Carrot Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Carrot | A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie. |
| Cheese Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Cheese Wedge | DANGEROUSLY cheesy. |
| Chocolate Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Chocolate Bar | A cake with added chocolate. |
| Lemon Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Lemon | A cake with added lemon. |
| Lime Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Lime | A cake with added lime. |
| Orange Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 2 Orange | A cake with added orange. |
| Vanilla Cake | 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | A plain cake, not a lie. |
###Side dishes
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Boiled Egg | 1 Egg + 5 Water | A hard boiled egg. |
| Fried Egg | 1 Salt + 1 Black pepper + Egg | A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper. |
| Cheesy Fries | 1 Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge | Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh. |
| Loaded Baked Potato | 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge | Totally baked. |
| Omelette du Fromage | 2 Egg + 2 Cheese Wedge | That's all you can say! |
| Tin Of Beans | 5 Ketchup + 2 Soy Beans | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. |
###Pastries
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Golden Apple Streusel Tart | 5 Sugar + 5 Milk + 15 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Gold Apple | A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector. |
| Donut | 5 Flour + 1 Egg | Goes great with Robust Coffee. |
| Chaos Donut | 5 Frost Oil + 5 Capsaicin + 5 Flour + 1 Egg | Like life, it never quite tastes the same. |
| Cherry Jelly Donut | 5 Cherry Jelly + 5 Flour + 1 Egg | You jelly? |
| Jelly Donut | 5 Berry Juice + 5 Flour + 1 Egg | You jelly? |
| Slime Jelly Donut | 5 Slime Jelly + 5 Flour + 1 Egg | You jelly? |
| Muffin | 5 Milk + 5 Flour + 1 Egg | A delicious and spongy little cake. |
| Berry Muffin | 5 Milk + 5 Flour + 1 Egg + Berries | A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries. |
| Booberry Muffin | 5 Milk + 5 Flour + 1 Egg + Berries + 1 Ectoplasm | My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst! |
| Poppy Pretzel | 5 Flour + 1 Poppyseed + 1 Egg | It's all twisted up! |
| Waffles | 10 Flour + 2 Egg | Mmm, waffles. |
| Roffle Waffles | 5 Mushroom Hallucinogen + 10 Flour + 2 Egg | Waffles from Roffle. Co. |
###Sweets
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Candied Apple | 5 Water + 5 Sugar + 1 Apple | An apple coated in sugary sweetness. |
| Chocolate Egg | 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar | Such, sweet, fattening food. |
| Ice Cream Sandwich | 5 Ice + 5 Cream + 1 Ice Cream | Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging. |
| Sugar Cookie | 5 Flour + 5 Sugar + 1 Egg | Just like your little sister used to make. |
###Exotic
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Amanita Jelly | 5 Water + 5 Vodka + 3 Amanita Mushroom | Looks curiously toxic. |
| Boiled Spider Leg | 10 Water + 1 Spider Leg | A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross! |
| Donk Pocket | 5 Flour + 1 Faggot | The food of choice for the seasoned traitor. |
| Egg Wrap | 10 Soy Sauce + 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. |
| Eggplant Parmigiana | 2 Cheese Wedge + 1 Eggplant | The only good recipe for eggplant. |
| Fortune Cookie | 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Paper | A true prophecy in each cookie! |
| Cha Wan Mushi | 5 Water + 5 Soy Sauce + 2 Egg + 1 Chanterelle Cushroom | A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat. |
| Monkey's Delight | 1 Salt + 1 Black Pepper + 5 Flour + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana | A delicious soup with dumplings and hunks of monkey meat simmered to perfection, in a broth that tastes faintly of bananas. |
| Plump Helmet Biscuit | 5 Flour + 1 Plump Helmet Mushroom | This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour. |
| Popcorn | 1 Corn | Now let's find some cinema. |
| Soylend Viridians | 15 Flour + 1 Soy Beans | Not made of people. Honest. |
| Spacy Liberty Duff | 5 Water + 5 Vodka + 3 Liberty Cap | Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook. |
| Stewed Soy Meat | 2 Soy Dope + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato | Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this! |
##Ice Cream Vat
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Waffle Cone | 1 Flour + 1 Sugar | Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream. |
| Chocolate Cone | 1 Cocoa Powder + 1 Waffle Cone | Delicious chocolate waffle cone, but no ice cream. |
| Vanilla Icecream | 1 Milk + 1 Ice | |
| Chocolate Icecream | 1 Vanilla Icecream + 1 Cocoa Powder | |
| Strawberry Icecream | 1 Vanilla Icecream + 1 Berry Juice | |
| Blue Icecream | 1 Vanilla Icecream + 1 Bluespace Tomato Singulo |
##Juicing and Mixing
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Banana | Banana | ? |
| Berry Juice | Berries | |
| Blood | Meat | |
| Carrot Juice | Carrot | |
| Lemon Juice | Lemon | |
| Poison Berry Juice | Poison Berries | |
| Potato | Potato | ? |
| Tomato Juice | Tomato | |
| Watermelon Juice | Watermelon Slice | |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Cheese Wheel | 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme (Catalyst) | |
| Chocolate Bar | 2 Soy Milk + 2 Cocoa Powder + 2 Sugar | |
| Coffee | 1 Coffee Powder + 5 Water | |
| Hell Ramen | 1 Capsaicin + 6 Hot Ramen | |
| Hot Coco | 1 Cocoa Powder + 5 Water | |
| Hot Ramen | 1 Water + 3 Dry Ramen | |
| Soy Sauce | 4 Soy Milk + 1 Sulpuhirc Acid | |
| Syntiflesh | 5 Blood + 1 Clonexadone | |
| Tea | 1 Tea Powder + 5 Water | |
| Tofu | 10 Soy Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme (Catalyst) |
##Processor
| Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Faggot | 1 Meat | A great meal all round. Not a cord of wood. |
| Fries | 1 Potato | AKA: French Fries, Freedom Fries, etc. |
| Carrot Fries | 1 Carrot | Tasty fries from fresh Carrots. |
| Soy Dope | 1 Soy Beans | Dope from a soy. |
##Vending Machines
###Junk Food
| Product | Notes |
|---|---|
| Candy | Nougat love it or hate it. |
| Cheesy Honkers | Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. |
| Chips | Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. |
| Cup Ramen | Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years. |
| 4no Raisin | Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. |
| SOS Jerky | Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. |
| Space Twinkie | Guaranteed to survive longer than you will. |
| Syndi-Cake | An extremely moist snack cake that tastes just as good after being nuked. |
###Junk Drinks
| Product | Notes |
|---|---|
| Dr Gibb | A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. |
| Orange | You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon Lime. |
| Soda Water | A can of soda water. Why not make a scotch and soda? |
| Space Cola | Cola. in space. |
| Space Mountain Wind | Blows right through you like a space wind. |
| Space-Up | Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. |
| Star-kist | The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...? |
| Thirteen Loko | The CMO has advised crew members that consumption of Thirteen Loko may result in seizures, blindness, drunkeness, or even death. Please Drink Responsably. |
###Hot Drinks
| Product | Notes |
|---|---|
| Duke Purple Tea | An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. |
| Dutch Hot Coco | Made in Space South America. |
| Ice Cup | Careful, cold ice, do not chew. |
| Robust Coffee | Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. |
(NOTES: Way to make cheese, flour missing. Way to get tofu missing. Microwave food could have been put in wrong categories)