Throne Room Pee Pee - Huw2k8/warsim GitHub Wiki

The 'Pee Pee' encounter is the 41st encounter in the throne room and uses a goblin face instead of a human one, the encounter can be blocked by having your guards stop rabble from coming into your court.

There are four possible different texts the encounter can give

• "you are visited by a small goblin, without warning he pulls down his breeches as begins to urinate on your courtroom floor"

• "you are visited by a small goblin who identifies himself as 'Pee Pee' then proceeds to urinate all over your courtroom floor"

• "you are visited by a small goblin, without warning he pulls down his breeches as begins to urinate on your courtroom floor with a grin on his face"

• "you are visited by a small goblin who identifies himself as 'Pee Pee' then proceeds to urinate all over your courtroom floor with a grin on his face"

your options to respond to the encounter are

• Kill him (he dies)
• Throw him out of court (nothing happens)
• (If goblin slavery enabled) have him taken to the goblin slaver (+1 goblin slave)