Post Competition Gnome Insults - Huw2k8/warsim GitHub Wiki

  • You're a smelly bum bum!
  • You're a poopy hole!
  • You're really short!
  • You're a smelly gnome!
  • Nobody likes you!
  • You have the decorum of a befouled ogress!
  • You're stupid!
  • Your face looks bad!
  • You have a badly procedurally generated face!
  • No one will remember you after this fight!
  • You're a stinky winky!
  • You have a smelly belly!
  • Your mother was a hamster!
  • You're ugly!
  • Your hat is silly!
  • Your father smelled of elderberries!
  • You're not a real boy!
  • Your hat is droopy!
  • Your face looks bad!
  • You're a icky-wicky!
  • You're goofy looking!
  • You're a cry baby!
  • You're a smoofy buttface!
  • You have all the poise of a dumpling!
  • You look deformed!
  • You are so ugly you bring shame to all gnome-kind!
  • You should wash your hat and beard more, they both smell!
  • You have a fat ugly head!
  • You are a very ugly gnome!
  • Your hat is terrible!
  • Your breath smells like a troll's armpit!
  • You call that a nose!
  • You call that a hat!
  • You call that a mouth!
  • Nice eyes stupid!
  • Nice hat stupid!
  • Nice nose stupid!
  • You look like you smell!
  • You smell like orc dung!
  • You smell so bad that if you were and elf, you'd be named smellf!
  • You're so ugly that even I feel bad for you!
  • You have a face even a mother couldn't love
  • You're the worst gnome I've ever seen
  • You're the worst excuse for a gnome I've ever seen
  • Wow, what a bad hat!
  • Wow, what an ugly face!
  • Your hat makes me laugh!
  • Your ugly face is amusing to me!
  • I wouldn't fart on your if you were on fire!
  • You call yourself a gnome, more like a NO-me!
  • Wow, what a terrible face!
  • You have all the grace of an ogre!
  • Your face? Now that's what I call ugly!
  • You bring shame to gnomes with your ugliness!
  • Hey everyone, look at this big ugly gnome!
  • Hey everyone, keep your distance this gnome stinks!
  • You smell, and not in a good way!
  • You're a bing bong!
  • You're a slimy toad stool!
  • You're a droobly stink face!
  • Your face... disgusting!
  • Turn away if you don't want your knee bitten!
  • You stink like troll diarrhea!
  • You're as tall as a meal worm!
  • You look as tough as a human fart!
  • Your face looks like a centaur's arse!
  • I bet you're as courageous as a goblin!
  • You troll brained fool!
  • Even vampires wouldn't want you as a snack!
  • You are a bad whistler!
  • You smell like a poop rat!
  • You're not a gnome, just a bug!
  • You speak gibberish!
  • You're are a crybaby!
  • Your voice brings more pain than your punch!
  • You are the gnome equivalent of a participation award!
  • You're too tall to be a gnome!
  • Your beard is a rat's nest!
  • If you were any taller you'd be a tree!
  • You inbred orc!
  • You inbred goblin!
  • You look like an asparagus jungledog!
  • You dungeon crawler!
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
  • Your mother should have ate you!
  • Your mother was an Orc!
  • Your mother was a Goblin!
  • How did you grow that butt with ears?
  • You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room!
  • You have something on your chin... no, the other two.
  • A child couldn't draw a face as ugly as yours!
  • It looks like a rat died on your face!
  • You look nice...NOT!
  • Stupid fartbag!
  • Elf pillow!
  • I'm jealous of any gnome who hasn't met you!
  • Oh look, the court jester!
  • You're no gnome, you're a dunce!
  • What did you say? Sorry, I can't hear nincompoops!
  • You must have been born inside a privy because that's where most accidents happen!
  • I'm going to not look at you... UGLY boy!
  • You lousy pea counter!
  • You're built like a smellfungus!
  • Hey everyone, this one is really smelly!
  • Your mother was a dragon and your father was a donkey!
  • You are a fool and my respect for you is limited!
  • Your bravery is like your brain... Nonexistent!
  • You're so fat you're no longer a gnome, you're a NOM NOM!
  • Your hat is not as cool as you think it is!
  • You smell so bad you turn normal cheese into blue cheese!
  • Your face is so ugly it would make a demon cry!
  • You're so ugly if a changeling saw you it would make its face blank to stop seeing you!
  • You're not a gnome, you're an albino goblin!
  • That's not a hat, your head is just deformed!
  • Your feet are so big and hairy you look like a halfling!
  • Your face makes me wish for death... UGLY!
  • Your smell is more deadly than a Demon and your face is twice as ugly!
  • Looking at your face hurts more than looking at the sun!
  • I was in a good mood until I saw your ugly face!
  • Who lost the bet to be your parents?
  • You look like rejected dragon food!
  • Not even ASCII could save your looks!
  • You should have re-rolled your face!
  • Who invited the walking dirtpot!
  • From what garden did you escape from!
  • I didn't know skill levels could go below zero until I met you!
  • I thought the throne room was set to 'No Rabble'!
  • The gunk between the toes of a lesser demon, before my very eyes!
  • You're a pustule ridden maggot!
  • Even the undead gag in your presence!
  • I only need to breathe to tickle you!
  • You swim faster than you walk, yet you still sink like a rock!
  • A vampire would get ill trying to drink your stinky blood!
  • Your dexterity is inferior to a baby ogre!
  • It's a surprise you were allowed to insult battle again after losing so badly that one time!
  • You're so short it's hard to identify you as a gnome!
  • The air around you is decaying passively!
  • A dragon's breath is flowers compared to your smelly breath!
  • A zombie breathes air fresher than what you produce!
  • You fold just as easy as grass!
  • Your scratchy skin could be used to make a grindstone!
  • Your hat is riddled with holes just like your insults!
  • That can only be loosely described as a 'beard'!
  • I can see the glue holding the hair to your face!
  • Your mother must be a hamster!
  • Gnome-one knows you Idiot!
  • Gnome-body likes you!
  • Stop talking nonsensical words, idiot!
  • What is a gnome you ask? Not you!
  • Three years from now, you won't be remembered!
  • Have at you, foul pile of wolf droppings!
  • Dost thine even lift, brother?
  • You're stupid and I hate you!
  • Your mother was a barstool!
  • Dumb luck can only get you so far, you know!
  • My wife is more attractive than you, and she is made of mud!
  • I spit on the face of the abomination that is the face!
  • You're not very bright, are you?
  • You're adopted!
  • You're less amicable than my stinkiest toenail!
  • You're a sad little radish man!
  • I hope you choke on your own stench!
  • You're a melon farming sheep flocker!
  • Your existence defies all that is well in the world!
  • If you were any smaller I would mistake you for my own excrement!
  • If I had your face, I'd do the world a favor and remove it!
  • Your hat is mighty sharp, unlike your intellect!
  • Was your mother a dwarf?
  • Was your mother also a gnome?
  • What a silly looking dwarf you are!
  • Your face reminds me of a goblin ogre hybrid!
  • What an intricate beard, have you ever shaved? Of course not!
  • You're not even fit to be a lawn ornament!
  • Are you sure you're a gnome, and not, like, a fuzzy goblin?
  • What is that? Is that a nose? Or a wart growing off the middle of your face?
  • I'd rather be taxed for breathing than have to share the air with you!
  • I could be insulting a brick wall if I didn't know you were the gnomish equivalent of one!
  • Your toes remind me of your personality, offensive to the senses!
  • If I had a crossbow with 2 bolts and was in a room with you, the demon lord, and Chelob, I'd shoot you twice!
  • Your brain is more infested and rotted away than your toenails!
  • You look like the only fight you won was with a roast!
  • Did your mother like the horse for the teeth or the smell?
  • I've seen better faces after flayings!
  • Your a stinkfooted twig!
  • Your face could make an onion cry!
  • Your face, your butt, what's the difference?
  • Comparing you to an orc is a disgrace to orc kind!
  • If your nose was a potato even a starving pig wouldn't eat it!
  • Your eyes are like deep pools... of sewage!
  • Are those your ears or did you put old socks on your head?
  • Your face looks like an old raisin!
  • You sound like a dying cow!
  • That hat is a load of old tat!
  • Your beard smells like a dead rat!
  • Did you get dressed by a troll?
  • Your father was a swine!
  • You blubbering ape!
  • Have some grace, shut your face!
  • Not even a slaver would want you!
  • I bet you've got a battlescore of 5!
  • You're so ugly, you should hide in a well and tell riddles!
  • You look like your family tree is a straight line!
  • You look like you're made out of punctuation!
  • I can't tell where the dirt ends and you begin!
  • We gnomes are supposed to be short, but you're a new low!
  • Sticking a dead possum on your face doesn't count as a beard, you know!
  • The ugly shop sent a letter, they went bankrupt after you left!
  • Nobody's on my side... because they can't stand to face you!
  • You'd win every fight in the arena, because no one would want to touch you!
  • You look like you were randomly generated but the system broke!
  • Your face is so bad this game's developer plans to update it in an upcoming patch!
  • You don't even need a pointy hat to look like a mushroom!
  • They didn't need to announce you, we could already hear people screaming!
  • You should join the Jester Society, 'cause you're a complete joke!
  • I could insult you, but you'd be too dumb to think of a comeback!
  • My dog knows more words than you do!
  • Your only contribution to society is to lower the bar!
  • I've seen baby elves that could beat you in an arm wrestle!
  • I won't insult you, I don't attack children!
  • If they anointed you, you'd be called Sir Ebral Damage!
  • Roses are red, goblins are green, you're the ugliest gnome I've ever seen!
  • There aren't enough pages in the Blackmarket Herald to describe your worthlessness!
  • Is that your hat or your forehead?
  • You're so ugly, you'd make me want to attack Fort Gorthmek!
  • They kicked you out of the Dirt Den because they were scared of your face!
  • I asked your dad why you were so ugly, he croaked and ate a fly!
  • You need a tutorial to play Dragon, Wench, Knight!
  • Your brain is so small, I can hear my insults echo back to me!
  • The Seer of Minds has a better sense of humor than you do!
  • I'm ashamed we're of the same race!
  • By the time you come up with something good, I'll have watched 3 snail races!
  • A pathetic gnome like you should have just stayed in his garden!
  • Besides your hat, you're worthless
  • It is fascinating meeting someone with a one in all stats!
  • I'd fart in your general direction, but I can't take my eyes of your ugly face!
  • You're a mush-mouthed freak!
  • Am I looking at your butt or your face?
  • That hat... maybe its compensating for something?
  • Agh whos garden did you run away from?
  • If being ugly is a crime then you belong on the gallows!
  • Did a cow just wander in and take a- oh it's you
  • A goblin has more dignity than a hundred of you!
  • Looks like intelligence isn't the only thing you're short of!
  • Somehow I can hear your smell, it's worse than my bard music!
  • I bet you keep your vomit in vials!
  • You're slightly larger but much smellier than my last toilet outing!
  • You're little more than a sentient lawn decoration!
  • For a gnome, you're more corpulent than a cow!
  • You might just be the skinniest, wimpiest dwarf I've ever... oh
  • You're the punchline of a short joke!
  • Your ears wish they could fly, so they could separate from your face!
  • Garden Gnomes have heads of wood, yet they are smarter than you!
  • Mushrooms grow under your hat, and they are nasty!
  • Your hat is cylindrical!
  • Your mother is a badger!
  • You have crumbs in your beard!
  • Your beard is like an elf's, or a baby's!
  • All gnomes have beautiful beards, except for you!
  • Please get a bigger hat, I don’t want to see your face.
  • Are those eyes, or do you have two pairs of nostrils?
  • Your nose-hair is greater than your beard!
  • Your grandma is a wildebeest!
  • An ant could get lost in the wrinkles of your face!
  • Your feet are small!
  • A snail would beat you in a race!
  • Your crops are shriveled and infected by slugs!
  • Watch out, don't slip in your own pool of tears!
  • You dirty slug farmer you!
  • I’ve seen cowpies bigger than you, Gnomelet!
  • What are you looking at? Stinky boy
  • Oh my what rancid breath you have
  • You're a no good turd farmer!
  • I try to insult you with words, you insult me visually you ugly boy!
  • What did you say your name was again? Nevermind change it to Uggle because you UGLY!
  • That's quite possibly the worst hat I've ever seen.
  • Your hat is stupid and unoriginal!
  • My what goofy teeth you have!
  • What a joke of a gnome you are!
  • I don't want to insult you any more than your own reflection does!
  • Who taught you to be a gnome?
  • You may be the stupidest, ugliest, smelliest gnome I've ever seen!
  • I bet there's a lopsided chin under that pathetic attempt at a beard!
  • Hey you, bog breath... for the benefit of our spectators please breathe through your nose instead!
  • Are you a baby dwarf or a runty gnome? I can't tell.
  • You have the constitution of a wet sock!
  • You smell like a troll's underbelly!
  • You stink like my feet!
  • You look like a deformed troll!
  • Are you sure you're not half troll... I'd look into it if I were you.
  • You're dumber than a block of wood and not nearly as useful!
  • Words can't describe your beauty... but numbers can, 2 out of 10.
  • Are you as stupid as you look?
  • Hey Idiot? Ha you looked!
  • Hey Stupid? Ha you looked!
  • Hey do you want to be my friend... NOT!
  • You smell like an orc's armpit!
  • You smell like the crotch of a dwarf!
  • You stink like a three week old corpse!
  • Nice hat, I bet you've got a weirdly shaped head under there!
  • You smell like an unwashed ogre!
  • I'd call you a hideous troll, but that would be an insult to ugly trolls.
  • I've seen piles of goat manure more intelligent than you!
  • Are you the local vomiting hole?