Fair Orcish Maiden - Huw2k8/warsim GitHub Wiki

Fair Orcish Maiden is a song that can be read in the lyrical archives of The Musicians Guild, it is entirely made to insult Orcs.

   FAIR ORCISH MAIDEN by Unknown

Oh, Fair Orcish Maiden How I wish you could exist But of course your race is laden with a hairy callous fist

You got protruding teeth so sharp and hard And a laugh more like a roar Please don't hurt me I'm just a bard You don't need to settle the score

Oh, Fair Orcish Maiden you're a lady with a twist You're so busy raiding Good job we never kissed!

Cause I'd never get out of this world alive From you fearful touch of death and worst of all the cause would be the smell of your rotten breath