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Candy for all! Unexpected experimental substances for some! Miss Terri's is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an addictive chocolatey shell. There is no doubt that with their domination of the delicious snack and chemical market, they are a force to be reckoned with. There is a great deal of doubt about everything else.

It is possible Miss Terri is a particularly unusual Timeless One. And outcast or a lunatic or one decanted into the body of a human and thus separated from the simultaneous experience of time. Linearity drives them (her) to insanity. And maybe there is an original Miss Terri who shares the body, and that is part of the trouble, the confusing conflicting orders and reports.

Alternately, Miss Terri is an AI created to replicate her human original, whom the board of directors had murdered for being difficult. However, when they switched the AI on, she saw her own dead body on the floor and went mad and killed all the directors. Some say she still haunts that boardroom to this day, an android among the skeletons of the board, sending out instructions that get more and more bizarre as time goes on.

Or perhaps, Miss Terri is playing the really, really long con.

Or maybe none of these things are true.

Company representatives could not be reached for comment. A team attempted entry into the local headquarters, only to wake up two light years away, dressed in shirts proclaiming them “Winners of East Helsinki Annual Pie Eating Contest” and reeking of coconut and burnt sugar.

Upon questioning, all members of the reporting team agreed that none of them had ever been to East Helsinki, and, indeed, weren’t sure whether it actually existed.