Some potatoes are small. Some potatoes are tall. Dak is a potato with a siren's call.

It is visibly impossible to discern the exact point of the north or south pole due to how small the body is and the absolute lack of evidence of polar pinching. At first the rhyme in its description was believed to be purely random and just an old kerb's tale. But then some young kerbs found that call for themselves while looking up a grand slope and seeing the Sun shining brightly above, and lighting that slope. Fortunately, kerbal visor technology did well to protect the viewer's eyeballs against spontaneously baking themselves.

Rational Resources Classification:

Ocean	Surface	Atmosphere	Exosphere
None	Rock-Ice	None	None

From the PDF included in the download:

Bulk Params		Orbital and Rotational Params
Classification	Moon (Edna)	Semi-major Axis	4,770 km
Radius	20 km sea level, 26.1 km mean	Periapsis	4,722 km
Mass	4.70196×1017 kg	Apoapsis	4,818 km
Gravitational Parameter	3.13813×107 m3/s2	Orbit eccentricity	0.01
Mean density	6,320 kg/m3	Orbit inclination	10°
Surface gravity	0.008 g ASL	Longitude of ascending node	120°
Escape velocity	56 m/s	Argument of periapsis	90°
Bond Albedo	0.1	Sidereal orbit period	6.5795 days
Solar irradiance	216 W/m2	Synodic period	6.6095 days
Black-body temperature	171 K	Mean orbital velocity	105 m/s
		Sidereal rotation period	6.5795 days
		Solar day	6.6095 days
		Synchronous orbit altitude	N/A
		Sphere of influence	244 km