A spokesperson from our esteemed organization has addressed the recent concerns surrounding our Tappable system:

Much like the timeless appeal of chocolate eggs, our Tappable system is in no way linked to gambling. In fact, the suggestion that they resemble unethical "loot boxes" is both misleading and, frankly, rather sensational. At our company, we prefer to view them as innovative "wonder mechanics," which, we assure you, are entirely ethical, immensely enjoyable, and bring great delight to those who experience them.

• Anonymous representative from the prestigious and entirely fictional corporation created for illustrative purposes.