Jokes in DevOps profession - muhamed-hassan/safe_planet GitHub Wiki

Having no computer science degree ☠ 💩 🏳️‍🌈 🛡 ⚠ 🚫 ❌ to recognize the meaning of automated-software-deployment. Besides using continuous monitoring, logging, ..., etc - that affects the deployed app stability. Once you go for production, you do not have to monitor, log, ..., etc - anything inside the hosting environment. You just need to use the apps (developed system) as a black-box without gathering any low level unnecessary statistics that get discarded later. Just for show-off 🤐 🤓 😾.


Check the below samples as a roadmap of failure:

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DevSecOps Engineer-roadmap

Data Ops-roadmap

mlops_page-0001

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4ff56bbe-9009-44d0-93fe-d6fd0bbe97df_Grafana+Long+Memo

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Zabbix_logo_square svg

ansible_logo

Red_Hat_Enterprise_Linux_logo svg

Python-Symbol

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lename_=_UTF-8''jenkins-monitoring

webapp-monitor

Site Reliability Engineering (SRE)-roadmap

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